Recommend me some wanky tasteless metal

[Sinister Mephisto]

I want something completely devoid of taste. I want to listen to it in the same way I want to see a car crash.

 

[SWAT]

Dream Theater

 

[Mort Divine]

Spiral Architect

 

[Ganymede]

Search the discount bins for some Grim Reaper. Worst 80's metal ever!

"See you in hell my friend
See you in hell my friend
See you in heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!"

 

[Thraxz]

Dragonforce

 

[MasterOLightning]

Come on, Dream Theater isn't that bad.

 

[Vital Remains]

sonata artica
malviolent creation

dont take offense

 

[Nag]

Opeth

 

[Mort Divine]

... I fail to see how two bands that are not obcessive with their technicality can be wanky.

I mean Sonata Arctica are just another typical power metal band that ,while being tasteless, are not wanky in any sense.
Malevolent Creation, are not very wanky, just VERY style consistant.

 

[Vital Remains]

i retract my malviolent creation comment. i mistook them for another band. sorry. i actually like malviolent creation. but sonata artica no

 

[Forbidden Crypts]

Just about 95% of the bands on this label

 

[Thraxz]

Just about 95% of the bands on this label

.

 

[Life Sucks]

As someone mentioned, Dream Theater. Cheesy, wimpy, ultra wanky pop/prog metal that really, really sucks.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Probably Dragonforce. Dream Theater's newest several albums have been pretty tasteless.

 

[Birkenau]

Anything Mike Patton related.

 

[skeptik]

sonata artica
malviolent creation

dont take offense

I wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't do it twice, but...malviolent? MalVIOLENT? What the fuck are you on, boy? It's MalEVOLENT. As in the opposite of benevolent.

 

[skeptik]

Search the discount bins for some Grim Reaper. Worst 80's metal ever!

"See you in hell my friend
See you in hell my friend
See you in heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!"

And this post is plain stupid. Cheese =/= soulless wankery in the least. Grim Reaper is not only extremely awesome, but very far from soulless wankery. NWOBHM lived off of soul.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Anything Mike Patton related.

<_<

 

[Birkenau]

Yeah that's like 99% of the music you listen to, sorry

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Yeah, you really hurt my feelings there.

Is John Zorn tasteless too? Because you know....Mike Patton is just a John Zorn crony, when it comes down to it.