Recommend me some wanky tasteless metal

[Birkenau]

Yep, although his jewness would explain his tastelessness.

 

[Ganymede]

And this post is plain stupid. Cheese =/= soulless wankery in the least. Grim Reaper is not only extremely awesome, but very far from soulless wankery. NWOBHM lived off of soul.

Grim Reaper was second wave (i.e. bandwagoners) of NWOBHM at best. No matter what your faulty sense of reality tells you, they suck.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

I found some Dragonforce song... man that's great stuff. no dynamics! I knew Dream Theater and Spiral Architect already. Very wanktastic. I'm actually planning on going to berklee college of music (where dream theater was formed) I'll see if I make it out with taste.

 

[Necramentia]

i go to berklee wanna hold hands

 

[madu]

Pagan's Mind is pretty wank too.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

i go to berklee wanna hold hands

yes.

 

[Killbot]

Iced Earth. ewww... flower metal. I feel wrong recommending that, even if you are asking for something tasteless.

 

[Demilich]

Necrophagist

 

[kmik]

DragonForce

 

[Thraxz]

Gee that's only the third time Dragonforce has been mentioned. Why don't you say it again to be sure they have been mentioned?

 

[Necramentia]

yes.

sup im holdin your hand

 

[MasterOLightning]

I'm not much of an Iced Earth fan, but they're hardly flower metal.

Necrophagist is a good wanky tasteless DM band, but still pretty enjoyable.

 

[The Deacon Dr. O]

Cacophony

 

[CF87]

Iced Earth. ewww... flower metal. I feel wrong recommending that, even if you are asking for something tasteless.

Listen to Night of the Stormrider fool.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

sup im holdin your hand

Neat.


Cacophany I know... I can't stand it. To stupid to even get out a laugh out of for me. Good suggestion.

 

[Pull The Plug]

Just about 95% of the bands on this label

...None of it even sounds like wankery.

 

[Thraxz]

Playing a bunch of fucked up garbage while masturbating your imaginary hardcore penis to how incredibly technical you are isn't wankery?

 

[Pull The Plug]

What were you listening to like 1 band?

Most of them are standard brutal death metal, with a continuous blast and a bunch of random cymbal hits with one riff variated the entire song. You call that technical wankery? What do you play a 1 fret banjo?

 

[CF87]

Pysopus


They do so much math that when they play instruments they do not even know music existed before them!.. then they tell sceneters about math and how they created a new form of math.. I mean music.

x + 5 = 10
5 + 5 = 10
x = 5




-------------------------------------------------------

a = 5, b = 10, c = 15,

a + 15 - c = ?

5 + 15 - 15 = ?

5 + 15 - 15 = 5

? = 5

5

55555555555555555555555555555555

+

Some stupid whore

Some more stupid math you never use EVER.

55235093538045035834959345+++++++++=======----------???????????????????????????????????????????87594-000=----+++++++++????????????????????????????????4906456094465646564xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

0-863-586-9364986-6-404=--00000-------

more math
-9468-496-96400099-09880909098+++

-------------

++++++++++++

6 + 6

2 + 2

5 - 1

Where is the division bottom on this keyboard. Without division there would not be enough math for people.


MMMAAATTTHHHH

MATTHHHH

math down your throat

 

[Scourge of Malice]

what is wrong with you.. honestly.. i want it