Opethian666
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- Sep 17, 2005
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Pain While Urinating said:I love Ghost Reveries and it has grown to be one of my favourite Opeth albums.
But I do get sick of Roadrunner Records killing a lot of bands for me by advertising the music on their label like some infomercial.
NineFeetUnderground said:i thought "king diamond? cynic? sepultura? disincarnate? deicide? obituary? suffocation? opeth...theyre finally home".
SPLASTiK said:Symbolic basically got shove to the side and that's why metal in America has been screwed because of choices made by bigger labels deciding what metal is suppose to be about.
JoeVice said:no, the bigger labels don't decide that. the people do, and the label thrives off of it. the nu-metal scene was an extension of metal that had its time as a mainstream fad. it all comes and goes in cycles. in almost every genre, there is a go-with-the-trend sub-genre that purists despise. its not "tr00."
Sanzen said:yeah, but one would like to think that Roadrunner would recognize their former respectability among metal fans and at least try to stick with that instead of hopping from one metal trend to the other.
- if they had stuck with real metal for the sole purpose of making metal fans happy, they would be a bunch of flakes. that would be equivalent to "wearing the cross on your shoulder." hopefully, they changed directions because from within, someone really liked nu-metal. i'm in no place to make that judgment, but i hope thats how it went down.
but, when you put aside what should really matter, which is the love for music, you're left with realizing that they're a business. A pretty big record label. they want to make MONEY. The easiest way to do that is to provide the masses with what they want to hear...even if, sadly, that comes with the sacrifice of what RR used to be.
JoeVice said:no, the bigger labels don't decide that. the people do, and the label thrives off of it.
SPLASTiK said:I think they do to a degree. A big label finds a band like a Korn or whatever, gets them to record an album that's well recorded/produced and then promotes it. Gets it played on the radio or MTV, magazine ads, interviews etc.
And then usually if it explodes they tend to sign a bunch of similar bands in an effort to make a bunch of money. But it's the label that pushes the band out there and without them there's nothing for the people to decide. Chances are if you're promoted well more people will hear it and potentially like it, the labels decide how much to promote you.
METAL GEORGE AND THE DRAGON - 25.04.2006
To celebrate St. Georges day, which for all those who don't know (i.e. the English) was on Sunday, we have posted a short guide to:
DEFINITIONS OF METAL'S COMPLEX SUBGENRES
* Power Metal
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* Thrash Metal
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* Heavy Metal
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* Folk Metal
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
* Viking Metal
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* Death Metal
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* Black Metal
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* Gore Metal
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* Doom Metal
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* Progressive Metal
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'Heavy Metal' protagonist.
* Glam Metal
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* Nu Metal
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire
Disclaimer: This post is not a representation of the views or opinions of Roadrunner Records. We just thought it was quite funny.
vampyrouss said:This was on the RR site:
I like the way they dont mind making fun of 90% of their rosters "moronic baggy clothes" :Smug: