say something about ... yourself!

my dad's yelling really loudly and really obscenely about something. something's wrong with his stereo or something. am scared to go downstairs.
Especially if YOU broke it. I'd advocate he hired ninjas to give you a stern spanking. And then a massage. Wait, no.... punishment. Ok, a spanking for you and then they give HIM.... no, they'd think that gay and refuse. Shit! I guess they can just force you to read tiny books for the rest of your life.
 
No, the council decided you have to read tiny books from now on. Topless. Ninjas would have spanked you anyway, and they're not gentle.
 
Really?! Interesting, I think she's the least attractive of all of them. She's also got nudes online somewhere.