Anvil
Brain Bubbled
- Jun 2, 2004
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i love you isabel
i am currently listening to pentagram, its pretty awesome. drunk nekid chicks singing along would be better though.I love you too! One day we totally will get trashed, take off our shirts, and sing along to some Pentagram.
yeah... but will wouldn't take that answer
So last weekend I was at a party, completely trashed out of my mind as part of my 3 day long Jameson binge, and theres this pregnant whore talking about her baby. Loudly. After about an hour of this I got really sick of it and started yelling at her to get an abortion. "Get a fucking coat hanger out of the closet and I'll do it on this table... anything to get you to shut the fuck up about your useless fucking child", or something like that.
Anyway fast forward to last night, I show up at a party at a mates house, and there she is, pregnant as ever, and she's there with who was apparently the father of the kid. This guy looked like a mexican emo girl... She points to me and he walks over to me, slowly and says something to me to the liking of "Why the fuck you talking about my babies mother like that. Why the fuck would you tell her she needs to get an abortion? Blah blah I'm a whiny whore, blah blah blah", so I says something around the lines "Well, my original reason was because she can't shut the fuck up about the unborn kid and I'm sick of hearing about it, BUT, seeing you I've got a few other reasons... The world doesn't need another ugly whiny half mexican emo cunt walking the fucking streets. Punch your woman in the stomach, and then kill yourself for the sake of fucking humanity".
Longer story short... they left, and then I left shortly after because there was no more entertainment (or booze) to be found.
This was extremely un-climactic. What was his reply? I wonder what really happened.So last weekend I was at a party, completely trashed out of my mind as part of my 3 day long Jameson binge, and theres this pregnant whore talking about her baby. Loudly. After about an hour of this I got really sick of it and started yelling at her to get an abortion. "Get a fucking coat hanger out of the closet and I'll do it on this table... anything to get you to shut the fuck up about your useless fucking child", or something like that.
Anyway fast forward to last night, I show up at a party at a mates house, and there she is, pregnant as ever, and she's there with who was apparently the father of the kid. This guy looked like a mexican emo girl... She points to me and he walks over to me, slowly and says something to me to the liking of "Why the fuck you talking about my babies mother like that. Why the fuck would you tell her she needs to get an abortion? Blah blah I'm a whiny whore, blah blah blah", so I says something around the lines "Well, my original reason was because she can't shut the fuck up about the unborn kid and I'm sick of hearing about it, BUT, seeing you I've got a few other reasons... The world doesn't need another ugly whiny half mexican emo cunt walking the fucking streets. Punch your woman in the stomach, and then kill yourself for the sake of fucking humanity".
Longer story short... they left, and then I left shortly after because there was no more entertainment (or booze) to be found.