I think my liver and kidneys are rotting. My innards hurt.
i wish i'd had the balls to do something like that.
i was in the bathroom at the mall the other day and this girl was a few stalls down from me and she had a child with her, kid's babbling about stuff and she's half-ass-ed-ly talking back to the kid, then she yells at the kid "DON'T TOUCH THE FLOOR!" and i pretty much had to bite my tongue so i didn't yell "Well maybe you should've had an abortion!" but i don't think i would've had enough time to do my pants back up, wash my hands and flee before the white trash retard stormed out to the stall and punched me in the face. damn.
is disgusted yet slightly amused to read that the incredibly tasty honey bbq chicken strip sandwich from whataburger has 1110 calories
IT'S SO GOOD. derick hates chicken but even he can't resist. it is so good that they can only sell it for a limited time each year. otherwise, all the customers would become morbidly obese and die, therefore unable to spend any more money there.
http://www.whataburger.com/browse_todays_special.php
*hears david wanting one*
I fucking love Future Weapons
they are so expensive, but yet...so gooooood.