say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Ok, you go visit it and report back to us then.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*licks tree*

i'll be damned, it is salt...

 

[Captain Beard]

That was no tree, you fool! You licked a lumberjack's calf!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i ate a leftover cheeseburger from last night and now i'm very nauseous

 

[Captain Beard]

Should've cooked it longer.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah... ugg. 'twas delicious up to the nausea, though. bleu cheese and hickory bbq sauce. mmm

 

[Captain Beard]

<3 I'd eat it. My stomach wavers for no cold burger.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i might just take a few dramamine and pass out...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You know what I hate more than anything in the world? A my pals woman singing amazing grace. Theres nothing that comes remotely close to pissing me off as much as that does.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahah chill out bud! break it down with the Squib Man

is this a normal-sized black woman or an obese black woman in clothes that are 3 sizes too small for her and neon-bright colors? if it was the latter, i could understand your rage.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

The latter. It's always the latter...

It's like it's some kind of initiation for being an obese black woman. You have to sing amazing grace with false vibrato.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

The latter. It's always the latter...

It's like it's some kind of initiation for being an obese black woman. You have to sing amazing grace with false vibrato.

you don't get food stamps unless you can!

 

[Chromatose]

Paranormal State is a dumb show.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's the one about the psychic kids?

i've found that most shows that try to legitimately explore paranormal stuff just kinda ... fail

 

[Chromatose]

They're investigating a haunted piano on this one.

The show just always seems so cheesy.


AND GHOST HUNTERS DOESN'T FAIL, JERK

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i wasn't taking ghost hunters into account ... just the ones that explore old cases and they use "the first-hand accounts of a man living in nebraska during the great depression" and then they get a "paranormal expert" to talk about the restless spirit's unfinished business ... just the obvious bullshit stuff

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I really want to go on a haunted-house tour in MD........... really really want to go.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

i don't have an accent, or if i do then i don't realize it lol.

You don't but you don't sound like what I expected you to sound like. I guess you sound more ...manly? Haha, backhanded compliment much.

I do not have an accent. I tend to run words together Texas style, though. "I don't know" it just comes out as a string of grunts and "Did you eat?" comes out "yeet?" and "you want to?" comes out "yawna?". ...maybe I have a bit of an accent.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes you do, it's very light and took a west coaster who pronounces by the dictionary to hear it. I wouldn't have noticed if I weren't listening for it.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Yes you do! It's very light and took a west coaster who pronounces by the dictionary to hear it. I wouldn't have noticed if I weren't listening for it.

You say funny things too. You pronounce "prosciutto" incorrectly.

BALLS