say something about ... yourself!

Well I live in an apartment so it'd probably be mainly indoor. This is one of the reasons I haven't gotten one sooner.
 
fuck, it's raining so hard here i had to wear a garbage bag and ziplock bag to school to keep semi dry but even that doesn't help. people are screaming as their umbrellas fly away, the wind is knocking people over, trees are falling and blocking roads, it's fucking weather anarchy!
 
I got some action last night. :)

I always thought if I saw a girls tits in real life it wouldn't matter and I wouldn't really be turned on. I guess because a decade of porn had rendered them boring.

Wrong. :lol:
 
Well I live in an apartment so it'd probably be mainly indoor. This is one of the reasons I haven't gotten one sooner.

Kitties ftw :headbang:

Here's one of my filthy beasts in his standard non-Euclidian-geometry mode

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fuck, it's raining so hard here i had to wear a garbage bag and ziplock bag to school to keep semi dry but even that doesn't help. people are screaming as their umbrellas fly away, the wind is knocking people over, trees are falling and blocking roads, it's fucking weather anarchy!
I heard that big stupid piece of shit is headed this way too. I hope I'm at home when it hits.
 
Kitties ftw :headbang:

Another reason I haven't gotten one is I'm allergic. I can deal with any cat for a little while, and some cats don't bother me at all. Some however, fuck me up within a half hour of being around them, so I have to be careful with what kind I get. MUST be a short hair.
 
I got some action last night. :)

I always thought if I saw a girls tits in real life it wouldn't matter and I wouldn't really be turned on. I guess because a decade of porn had rendered them boring.

Wrong. :lol:

Whoa just saw this. You gotta elaborate here buddy. Did you touch them? Did you touch them with something other than your hands? Did you cum? Did she? Did it hurt? What did you have for dinner? Would you do it again? When's the last time you had an omelette?

Details bro. And don't you even fucking THINK about leaving out the food parts!
 
Another reason I haven't gotten one is I'm allergic. I can deal with any cat for a little while, and some cats don't bother me at all. Some however, fuck me up within a half hour of being around them, so I have to be careful with what kind I get. MUST be a short hair.

If you can stand their bizarre mogwai appearance, the Devon Rex breed is really good for allergic people (not so much short haired as covered in velvet)
 
Whoa just saw this. You gotta elaborate here buddy. Did you touch them? Did you touch them with something other than your hands? Did you cum? Did she? Did it hurt? What did you have for dinner? Would you do it again? When's the last time you had an omelette?

Details bro. And don't you even fucking THINK about leaving out the food parts!

I did touch them, and we made out. I didn't hit it, sadly. She told me to keep my hands above the waist.

All credit goes to "Penetrating The Game" by Neil Strauss. All I had to do was "neg" her a few times and it was on. I should mention she was drunk though, and when I saw her again today she pretended "yeah right, she remembers. She was tipsy but not wasted." she couldn't remember what she did when she was over here.

But drunk or not, makes no difference to me.