ScientistOfDarkness
a prophet in cosmology
The first day of the new job was basically an intro on how not to cause an explosion or burn my face off. I spent most of the day fucking with chemicals and learning my way around and meeting my new co-workers. One of the funeral directors popped in and said he'd heard that I want to be a director and offered to walk me to the mausoleum on the creek ...apparently it gets a lot of sunlight and is pretty rank on a warm day like today. I declined this offer but I get to play in family crypts and the abbey tomorrow. YAY! The co-workers have all been super nice, one lady is a fellow Halloween freak and a black dude tried to initiate some secret Negro hand shake with me.