You have to wait until Sunday for that? Is the first move thing seriously that important? Why beat around the bush? If you like someone, fuckin' ask em out. Life is too short for games, especially of those of the waiting variety.
Hey Jace, you're welcome to come up to Canada and see me! I'll get ya back in the dating world!
Call it an experiment. And there are other shenanigans going down this Saturday that may alter my negotiations. I feel like a playa.
I read this as fisting a pint of ice cream. That would be damn cold on my hole.is contemplating finishing her pint of ben & jerry's strawberry cheesecake ice cream
Last night was fun.
My stripper friend came over, we went to a friends house and got barred out and smoked a lot of weed. We got back to my house and she crashed on my bed "I told her not to eat on bars". It sucks that I'm not allowed to do anything with her.
So I went to another female friends house to drink her mother's alcohol. Which was nice. Came home, went to sleep, woke up, she's still there. So I went to the bathroom and jacked off since I had a massive erection over not being able to cuddle with her.
So now...I don't know wtf I'm going to do with my day. Time for this bitch to leave.