say something about ... yourself!

one my my little sisters friends has a nephew who's nickname is "brittle" and i was hoping it was because the kid was sickly and had brittle bone syndrome, but no, it's because his retarded my-age parents called him "peanut brittle"

edit: no, they didn't NAME him peanut brittle (though it sure is as trendy and unique a name as rylie, kylie, ryder, payton, taylor, hunter, and whatever the fuck else stupid hybrid names people are giving their children now) they're just shortening his nick-name
 
most of my sisters' friends lead sad lives. another one of her friends sisters just had a kid ... this girl has genital warts, has pretty much always been in corrective schools, constantly gets into fights, treats having enemies like an accomplishment - overall winning personality, of course ... just had a baby girl with a black guy. named the kid Harmony. this kid isn't totally getting raised by the girls' mom, nooo way.