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[Tide In Mind Out]

Feel better by Saturday, Kawen!

Just got Christmas presents from my parents. Guess they're too poor to give us money, which is fine, presents are good. But bad presents are bad

They gave me a set of long johns that are too big, a set of sweats that are PINK and the sweatshirt is too big, and panties that are the right size but have that awful "sporty" waistband. With these sweats I feel like Ralphie getting the bunny suit! Wtf, all my life I have hated pink.

Oh and they gave Derick a brown hoodie just like the one he already has, except smaller

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Feel better by Saturday, Kawen!

Just got Christmas presents from my parents. Guess they're too poor to give us money, which is fine, presents are good. But bad presents are bad

They gave me a set of long johns that are too big, a set of sweats that are PINK and the sweatshirt is too big, and panties that are the right size but have that awful "sporty" waistband. With these sweats I feel like Ralphie getting the bunny suit! Wtf, all my life I have hated pink.

Oh and they gave Derick a brown hoodie just like the one he already has, except smaller

Thanks Cawa!! I will be better by Saturday- what the Ef is this sickness now anyways... I do not approve of this.


LOL @ the gifts... they mean well though
Can you exchange it?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Hope it's not swine flu, Kawen! Even if it is, I've already had it so I'm somewhat immune, and I've had my regular flu shot. So we can still deflower

No I can't exchange these. The long johns have no tags and they never, EVER keep receipts. So, stuck with these. I'll wash the long johns and try to shrink them. The pink sweats are definitely being donated haha.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

At least Samantha didn't disappoint with her gifts!

Behold, the BACON AND EGG SCARF.

She also gave me bbq ribs scented perfume oil, and ghost fart perfume which doesn't really smell like a fart but that's alright. The bbq ribs perfume is going on the scarf!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'm not sure what to think of this

 

[derek]

Me neither.

Sounds possibly sexy?

 

[Shpongled]

I dunno man. Bacon is pretty awesome and occasionally hilarious, but I'm not sure I'd consider it "sexy" though. But that scarf is both awesome and hilarious

 

[Supravital Knight]

Hot damn! It's up to 42 degrees...time to take the top off the car.:Smokin:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I dunno man. Bacon is pretty awesome and occasionally hilarious, but I'm not sure I'd consider it "sexy" though. But that scarf is both awesome and hilarious

I could make it pretty sexy by strategically placing it around my naked body. I could.

 

[Shpongled]

True, but it wouldn't be the bacon that made that scene sexy.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So I was waiting for the bus to go to my job interview thing, and some fat guy who'd been sitting there for a while whipped out his dick and starting jacking off. Ugh. :zombie:

 

[Lord Foul]

What the hell

Some dudes need a kick in the junk

 

[Shpongled]

So I was waiting for the bus to go to my job interview thing, and some fat guy who'd been sitting there for a while whipped out his dick and starting jacking off. Ugh. :zombie:

Sorry.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Sometimes Fat Kevin has to rub one out! It's the price he has to pay for his healthy libido!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Surprisingly only the second time I've seen that happen in my life. There are a lot of weirdos in this city.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Or maybe you just bring it out in people with all your pole dancing and tiny tiny clothes!1

 

[Lord Foul]

If I recall correctly Isabel has a history of attracting the attention of skeevy men on buses

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Well, the first time I don't think the guy even saw me. I was like 13 trying to get high in Golden Gate Park with my friend... we were behind some trees and he was on a park bench probably at least 50 feet away.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

If I recall correctly Isabel has a history of attracting the attention of skeevy men on buses

The attention from sleazy men has definitely decreased greatly. Kind of doesn't make sense since I'm older and skinnier now, but maybe the somewhat pudgy 15 year old factor made the creeps think I was insecure/naive enough to fall for it.

 

[Lord Foul]

Never underestimate the jailbait factor

Also, I don't recall you being pudgy