Hullo, hi, hey everyone!
I'm Dave and I'm a lumberjack. I heard this is the place to say something about myself, so here goes!
I like big, manly things, like tractors, power utilities, cars, sandals and great, muscular men wearing corsets. My hobby is taunting Czech people in foreign languages and getting completely lost in unknown places.
I am apprehensive about male genitalia, as phalli can be used as potent weapons. Seriously. I turned around once and almost knocked my girl's eye out. I also have an inexplicable fear of chick peas and malodorous feet. My cousin has smelly feet. I only know that because we went on a trip once, and while we were gazing at a moose, serene and hairy in it's natural habitat, we wrote a song entitled "The Foot of All Evil".
But enough about myself. I'm taking my ball and going home.