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Penis is very bad eating. The tissues are so tough you have to really gnaw through them. Those two nut jobs in Germany who fantasized about eating penis/getting penis eaten told that to the world: the one guy tried to bite it off the other guy, but it was just too tough.
 
just put the Sword of truth, wheel of time and a song of fire and Ice books on my tablet, which series should I read first? i'm thinking about leaving a song of fire last so I don't ruin the show when it comes out at the end of the month.
 
Yeah I dunno I heard the others we're pretty good besides the Sword of Truth books which are supposed to be meh.

I also picked up some of the Diablo books since the lore to that game is actually pretty cool and I read The Black Road a long time ago and it was awesome so hopefully the others will be good.

so wheel of time is no good?