shut up you guys
... then you should go to a deli!
(thats what you were going to say, right derick?)
I was making eggs over medium and as I slung the last egg onto the plate, the yoke completely detached from the white in it's globule form. Win?
Wow man, she must be a pretty special girl to you if you're literally willing to detach your own penis, cook it up and serve it to her as a dish of meat!Wrong Derick/Derek!?
and no, I was going to say I have a massive penis and it's in my pants, and I do often refer to it as "my meat", and I was then, subsequently, going to imply that I serve it to Karen.
Wow man, she must be a pretty special girl to you if you're literally willing to detach your own penis, cook it up and serve it to her as a dish of meat!
I'm gonna guess she likes it medium-rare, just a little amount of blood. Nothing too crazy but enough to stir the imagination
I have made a terrible mistake.
Chicken wings.... too much mess, not enough meat and reward. No thanks, Lynn, I'll pass