say something about ... yourself!

[Jace_Mereel]

My boyfriend's good buddy is dating the most annoying moronic piece of vagina the East Coast has ever seen. We all dislike her, but seeing as the sex has to be good (there can't be anything else keeping him with her) we didn't want to mess it up for him. But we hate being around her. It's as if the hells mixed a yip dog and a 8 year and sticks tits on it. And not very good ones.

Last time she asked my boyfriend if he was really dirty all the time. He's just really tan from his old job. I've told him and our buddy Nick, than I'll consider it an early bday present if they make her disappear.

So. How can we get rid of her?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Send her my way. I'll make her not like men anymore!

 

[derek]

If you need an actual man to illustrate your point, Max, then I'm available.

 

[Dead Winter]

Just ask her, "Are you cunt all the time?"

 

[Enemy242]

just tell her exactly how you all feel, and i don't mean like "this is a safe place" therapist telling her how you feel, but an "i'm going to rip you a new asshole" deepest angriest thoughts kind of way how you feel. that tends to work for most people.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I enjoy these suggestions.

 

[neal]

these suggestions will also get rid of the buddy

 

[Jace_Mereel]

She's already badmouthed me, in front of my boyfriend, while I wasn't there. So it's fair game now. And considering her intelligence level, I could ask her to stop being a twat and she wouldn't know what I mean.

Our most intelligent conversation was who her favorite Disney princess is.

 

[neal]

mine would have to be the little mermaid

cause she couldnt talk, amirite fellas?

 

[~Lynn~]

On TESTAMENT's upcoming tour in support of "The Dark Roots Of Earth":

Chuck: "We plan to tour. It's gonna be October/November. I think it's OK to say, it's gonna be [with] ANTHRAX, DEATH ANGEL and OVERKILL. So that'll be in America. That'll be probably a five- or six-week tour in America. It would be good to have [the new TESTAMENT] record out [to coincide] with that [tour]. But if [it doesn't come out in time], we'll have something out we'll be promoting with that tour."


fuck yes.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Our most intelligent conversation was who her favorite Disney princess is.

... that's usually the most intelligent conversation people have with me

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i signed up on thenextbigwriter.com. you have to pay for the memebership, so i guess it's pretty legit, as opposed to the "CrImSoN tearz of BELLA'S true loev" by MiDnYtexTWIlytexxx blog-type story-posting websites i've been on forever (russell knows what i'm talking about hahah) i want actual editing help so i can finally, maybe, maybe, maybe sell some stories to magazines. maybe.

 

[El Stormo]

(russell knows what i'm talking about hahah)

So do I. Fucking FF.net burying talented writers in a mess of god-awful crap Mary Suism.

Good luck with your writing, Laura

 

[derek]

There is TOO much to read. There literally isn't enough space for everyone.

 

[monoxide_child]

i signed up on thenextbigwriter.com. you have to pay for the memebership, so i guess it's pretty legit, as opposed to the "CrImSoN tearz of BELLA'S true loev" by MiDnYtexTWIlytexxx blog-type story-posting websites i've been on forever (russell knows what i'm talking about hahah) i want actual editing help so i can finally, maybe, maybe, maybe sell some stories to magazines. maybe.

selling stories to magazines is how most published authors get started
you just got to remember that writing a "short story" is a whole different skill set than writing a "full length" novel, according to Stephen King

 

[El Stormo]

I'm sure Laura knows all that.

 

[monoxide_child]

So do I. Fucking FF.net burying talented writers in a mess of god-awful crap Mary Suism.

Good luck with your writing, Laura

the weird crap that gets onto FanFiction.net is amazing/hilarious/creepy all at the same time
i remember when Karen Page (one of Daredevil's girlfriends) died (in Earth 616) and shortly after that i went to Fanfiction.net to look at superhero fanfic and i saw a story about Daredevil and Spiderman being a gay couple!!!
i don't have a problem with gay people, but i've been a fan of both Daredevil and Spiderman since long before either of them had been made into movies, i've read all the moments where they interact in Earth 616, and for me to see someone make them into a gay couple really just freaked me the hell out, i was laughing and crying at the same time

 

[El Stormo]

Trust me, gay coupling is nowhere near the freakiest thing you see on FF.net.

 

[monoxide_child]

So do I. Fucking FF.net burying talented writers in a mess of god-awful crap Mary Suism.

Good luck with your writing, Laura

the weird crap that gets onto FanFiction.net is amazing/hilarious/creepy all at the same time
i remember when Karen Page (one of Daredevil's girlfriends) died (in Earth 616) and shortly after that i went to Fanfiction.net to look at superhero fanfic and i saw a story about Daredevil and Spiderman being a gay couple!!!
i don't have a problem with gay people, but i've been a fan of both Daredevil and Spiderman since long before either of them had been made into movies, i've read all the moments where they interact in Earth 616, and for me to see someone make them into a gay couple really just freaked me the hell out, i was laughing and crying at the same time

 

[monoxide_child]

Trust me, gay coupling is nowhere near the freakiest thing you see on FF.net.

the gay coupling didn't freak me out so much as 2 totally straight guys suddenly becoming a gay couple just because Karen Page died