say something about ... yourself!

[EricT]

Customer Service at a Dry cleaners. Take in orders, pick up orders for customers. Work itself isn't bad, albeit tedious. But the customers are mostly really obnoxious rich people, and absentee (seriously, they show up for 3-4 hours a week) managers are complete retards that don't understand that if a plant loses half its employees won't be able to turn out the same results, etc etc. I suppose its normal shitty job fair, only to the nth degree.

Stolen any fur coats from blind old ladies yet?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Lol. Its tempting.

 

[EricT]

Lol. Its tempting.

I'm curious... how would a blind old lady determine that her coat was in dire need of a dry cleaning? The feel of it? Word of mouth?

What if she was Deaf too... how does she determine then?

 

[slashvanyoung]

I'm curious... how would a blind old lady determine that her coat was in dire need of a dry cleaning? The feel of it? Word of mouth?

What if she was Deaf too... how does she determine then?

Smell or taste it! Like everyone else.

 

[slashvanyoung]

When I was walking home this morning - being pretty loaded -, I almost got run over by a car fleeing from the cops in a car chase. Now the cops hassle me to testify but I'm not sure yet if I will.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I feel strange. Some combination of hope and unhappiness that melds together rather than cancels out.

 

[neal]

haha that feeling is called LIFE get used to it

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Yes sir. It's better than my normal disposition I'll gladly get used to it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

finally ripping into my box of valentine's chocolates. i've eaten crap all weekend, may as well top it off!!

...annnnnd the first one i bite into has to be coconut

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Now you gotta eat 20 more to get the taste out of your mouth.

 

[Captain Beard]

Candies yay!

 

[neal]

coconut uke:

with those see's etc. i usually cut em in half and examine the insides because sometimes there are very bad things inside. very bad.

 

[Captain Beard]

yes, coconut candy BAD.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I just showed up on the set of Milk to be an extra. They were shooting Sean Penn (as Harvey Milk) making a speech at the 1978 Gay Freedom Day parade. A lot of people showed up, gay and straight and of all ages. In between shots he starting talking shit about Jerry Falwell, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other conservatives. It was a good time, and makes me really glad I live where I do.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Fools, coconut candy rox.

 

[Lunar Still]

Fools, coconut candy rox.

+1

 

[Chromatose]

finally ripping into my box of valentine's chocolates. i've eaten crap all weekend, may as well top it off!!

...annnnnd the first one i bite into has to be coconut

I'LL EAT IT

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I just ate Indian food. I predict a couple hours of vile ass gas, then an epic unpleasant dump followed by intense relaxation.

 

[Lord Foul]

I think you're eating the wrong Indian food.

 

[slashvanyoung]

I just ate Indian food. I predict a couple hours of vile ass gas, then an epic unpleasant dump followed by intense relaxation.

How was your dog? Stereotypes ftw!!