say something about ... yourself!

Stop lying, she said she can't blame you because they're fantastic boobs. I await clothed sideboobs.
 
has pneumonia. And is still going to work. Mostly because my boss is an insane bitch that thinks no one should ever be sick, and the other half of me is hoping to get others sick.

:cry:

Yes, it's true. This boss beats up her desk out of anger if anyone calls in sick, causing beads of sweat to form on her moustache.

You should go and cough on her!

Still, try to take it easy & sard as much as you can at work, if you must go.
 
Oh man I HATE it when I accidently fold one of my fingernails backwards when I screw up trying to grab something. It's usually the refridgerator door handle. UUGGGGGHHH it gives me the heeby jeebies just thinking about it. 0.00000/10.