thoughts while in the shower:
"Maybe when i go back to school, i'll be a forensics major or something. I love all those true crime shows and am fascinated by autopsies and the way that they figure things out using the smallest details. That'd be so awesome! And it'd probobly get me a really good secure job and even help me out a lot with my writing! I'm totally gonna do this! ... Wait ... they probobly use a lot of math. Shit. Bye-bye, nice job ... FUCK, CANDLEMASS WAS SO AWESOME!!"
and people say metalheads are directionless