say something about ... yourself!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm hungry

 

[Shpongled]

Ohh that reminds me... time to resurrect the lunch thread!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Last night was so freaky. I was at a friends sisters house and it was getting overrun with people. I'm uncomfortable around lots of people I don't know so after awhile I went outside to smoke a cigarette I bummed off him to help calm my nerves a bit. Well, I was behind the house "her house is a garage" with my back to the fence. It was dark and I was drunk so I forgot the house behind me was a crazy house for crazy people to stay at.

Well, I turned around and jumped because there was someone on the other side of the fence with their back towards mine exactly where I was standing. Now I'm not a coward! But this was really freaky so I kinda got the hell out of there and then peaked from behind the wall and saw that it was this little Asian lady. She stood there for awhile then went back in.

There was no point to this story I just wanted to share it with someone.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

The Grudge TumTumTuuummm

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

fuckin' Asians.

 

[Captain Beard]

Will is Asian? Or are you guys in a "free" relationship?

*Is waiting for the audio shop to finish with rewiring his stereo*

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm pretty sure she wanted to inhale my second hand smoke but you know, I would have gladly gave her the rest of my cig if she had just said hi or something instead of being all quiet and weird.

Will is Asian? Or are you guys in a "free" relationship?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i plead the 5th on that one...

 

[Captain Beard]

YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHING OTHER WOMEN IN THE NAUGHTY SPOT!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

wouldn't you like to know whether that's true or not...

 

[Captain Beard]

Joking Captain most know: NO, of course not, the thought of two women caressing each other's vaginas is disgusting to me, bring on the missionary sex in the dark!
Dead honest, IRL Captain: Yes, I would.
Sexually deviant Captain: Yes, I would. (So I can touch myself to it.)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but which one do i answer?!?

 

[Lord Foul]

One answer would suffice for all three I think

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

of course touching another woman's vagina is disgusting! as is going down on her, making out with her, and fondling her breasts. gross!

 

[Captain Beard]

But you've done so in the past! Strange you'd turn to smelly penises that spit at you.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm not picky.

 

[Captain Beard]

I can tell, you date Will.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

zing!

... yeah, but he's definitely a step up from some of the basket-cases i've been involved in awkward situations with before.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did these situations involve putting lampshades in your ass?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no. almost, but not quite.

edit: wtf is it with you guys and lampshades in my and/or will's ass?