say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Well, I'm not permitted to go into too much detail, but a medication they were testing made him worse. They stopped it today, and by the time I return Monday, he should be back to his "never hurts anyone but himself" self.

 

[Nikki]

We caught some dogs fucking today at work.


We thought that they were brother and sister, as they came in with the same owner. But not really, we put them in the same cage together, leave, two seconds later they're fucking.

yippie.

 

[Shpongled]

I bet he convinced that bitch that they were about to die and said "we might as well do it while we still can!"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

bow chicka wownow

 

[derek]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I bet he convinced that bitch that they were about to die and said "we might as well do it while we still can!"

Haven't you seen Airplane? Obviously it went down like this

Chick dog "I know we don't really know each other mister, but I don't think we're going to make it out of this, and I don't want to die a virgin"

And then next thing you know she's in the next cage saying the same thing to another dog.

 

[EricT]

Holy shit... there is actually hope for this upcoming generation. My sisters cake? It's got an spinning Ironman toy on it. I was expecting some sort of stupid design, but I have no arguements with Ironman whatsoever.

And its a white cake... None of this stupid chocolate shit.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

hmmm with such homo gushing for Rome my interest is piqued....perhaps i will netflix it!

You can stream it here if you like.

http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/television/rome.html

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I just sneezed really intensely and now my ears are ringing.

 

[derek]

My sneezes have a floral aroma to them, it's only started happening recently. Apparently it's an underground phenomenon, making me a member of a small group of afflicted flower scented sneezers around the world.

There seems to be no firm answer as to why it's happening. Apparently bacteria could be an answer, possibly stemming from a change in mouth washing habits (of which none has occurred) or it may be some sort of infection, yet I feel absolutely fine. What a bizarre happening.

Shyamalan should have made a movie about that.

 

[Captain Beard]

The twist would be you're an evolved flowering plant-humanoid and you're sneezing out your own cells, only to smell them right back in again.

 

[derek]

EXactly.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I like making my self sneeze.

*puts toothpick up nose*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Captain Beard]

It's John, just smile and nod when he says these things.
As for jamming things in your nose... John, ram a flashlight in there next!

 

[Psychonaut]

Ever see a hot chick somewhere and add her to the spank bank only to see her again the next day and feel guity about it?

 

[DarkNoise]

I never feel guilty about it..... I did that with my sister-in-law's friend the other day. I saw her bend over and expose some major yellow see-through thong on the butt area....

 

[Captain Beard]

See-through = look at it, please, I didn't wear these if I didn't think someone was going to see my ass sooner or later.

 

[Burti]

My sneezes stink really bad.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sinus infection?