say something about ... yourself!

[Det Som Engang Var]

Neither of which I've ever done except on the internets. I think it's because I'm a towering creepy bastard. Works for Russell though.

 

[Lord Foul]

Being less creepy is usually a plus when it comes to getting girls (although there are some sorts of girls who go for creepy, but they may not be to your liking).

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Actually I should correct that, Russell isn't creepy at all just towering.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Based on what you've posted here, it seems like you never attempt to make a move on the girls you like. Most girls like guys to come to them, so just be assertive. The worst that happens is you get rejected, but at least you won't have to worry that you missed an opportunity.

 

[Lord Foul]

Alternately, you can try the shotgun method: Go up to each woman at a party (the more crowded the better, as this is a method of percentages) and tell them "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Disclaimer: Don't do this in a town where you know anyone. Vegas is a good choice.

 

[Chromatose]

compliment their ovaries

 

[Kvlt Wench]

My, what a fertile womb you have.

 

[Chromatose]

for me to poop on!

 

[Lord Foul]

My, what a fertile womb you have.

for me to poop on!

You could probably get a girl with that line, but you'd regret it.

 

[Swabs]

You look like one.

I'm sorry Swabs, that was the angst and frustration ya know?

You're apoligies mean nothing to me now, I'm deeply offended ;_;

 

[Lordlucid]

My, what a fertile womb you have.

ahahahah

 

[Lord Foul]

My, what a fertile womb you have.

I just tried this on a girl and it did not work as advertised

0/10

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I've noticed lots of old white people have been shopping at the cheapest, ghettoist stores like Foodarama. Could it be the economy? That was my conclusion. I saw an old woman 15 minutes ago who had to hold on to the guy as they were leaving. Man did they look pissed. They were extremley old, and extremely mad.

 

[Morganna]

Sorry to hear about the current things going on Jen

HUGS from me, if you ever get lonely let me know, I'm a pm box or myspace shout away. Take care of you!

 

[Psychonaut]

Old people have no reason to be mad yet they are the grouchiest bunch of people I have ever watched. Especially in the post office. Man they get mad if they have to stand there for more than a couple of minutes and there's one register closed.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Good, maybe if they're forced to shop with the darkies they won't vote republican.

@ det som

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Somethings starting to smell from the kitchen area. I really should pick up my apartment, but god I sard.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

If one was to pull a Garm to mask poor vocal ability, would it usually be better to use delay, doubling, or chorus?

So did you record? Samples?

 

[Lordlucid]

I just tried this on a girl and it did not work as advertised

0/10

I bet you forgot to add the VVVVVVVVVVVVV

for me to poop on!

 

[derek]

There is a false idea that women love sob stories.

They want action in all forms.

I'm generalising of course, but offer them anything that's not mundane and they'll ride you to Tatooine and back. To generalise but once more.

Also, Huxley was a genius. With Camus he's my favourite writer of the past 500 years. I'd recommend getting involved with works another than BNW, for even he considered some of his other material more archetypally him.