compliment their ovaries
psh, i know i'm fucked up and will's still with meUnfortunately the nice guys who are actually head over heels for the girl and would do anything for them turn out to be the emotional crutch for the girl and often the guy has moved on by the time the girl realizes she fucked up.
I had a sonogram today and the technician paused for a sec and said "uh ....do you still have your ovaries?" ...NOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO HEAR. Maybe they fell out on the Texas Giant.
psh, i know i'm fucked up and will's still with me
those magazines DO lie!
Hey David, remember the Norseman MMA guy I was talking about in IRC last night? He freakin' won that tournament and is now the Dream Champion!
< packing tomorrow and moving out the next day.
I'm really gonna miss you man. I'm sorry we lived so fucking far away from each other which made hanging out hard to do. And obviously I've become quite the wigger and we don't relate that much these days, but all things aside, I fucking love you as a brother Steve, you're a great friend and we WILL meet again, damn it.