say something about ... yourself!

[Morganna]

I have Ninjas for that.

Awww, you'd send your ninja's to save me and Xena.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, not so much as Ohio is low on the list. I still have to remove Florida, Utah, half of the South, and Detroit first.

Or I could LEAVE Detroit and use it as punishment... "Send him to Detroit!"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No one ever comes out of the spice mines of Detroit alive.

 

[Morganna]

But, but Florida was where I was born And home of deep fried gator nuggets. Can't you spare it, Cap?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, too many old people. I guess I can force it to become a mandatory retirement colony. The hurricanes will do the rest. But it'll be sealed off.

 

[Nikki]

don't forget about New Jersey

 

[Captain Beard]

They all go to Detroit.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

No, too many old people. I guess I can force it to become a mandatory retirement colony. The hurricanes will do the rest. But it'll be sealed off.

I hate old people and love this idea! We can simultaneously eliminate one of the countries largest death metal scenes! Awesome!

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, not really. The young will be shuttled out, and the old will all go there. Floridian Death metal bands will just have to go play in New Jersey.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Escape from Florida.

 

[Captain Beard]

Is Kurt Russell that old already?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thought:
Ninjas + jetpacks = fucking win.

 

[Captain Beard]

They tend to just jump on their swords to gain flight, but I could talk them into that for the aesthetic effect.

 

[Morganna]

Why can't we rescue that beautiful state from old people and send them to Detroit? That way we can still enjoy the beaches and gator nuggets.

 

[Captain Beard]

You have California for beaches and Louisiana for alligator.

 

[Shpongled]

I don't like talk of eliminating death metal.

 

[Captain Beard]

I said it's moving to NJ.

 

[JBroll]

I think Florida' death metal scene is worth sparing, let's just round them up with offers of free hemorrhoid cream and Matlock marathons and toss them at alligators.

Jeff

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Back from taking the train into downtown Dallas and eating barbecue at Sonny Bryan's. Oh David! We went into the chapel thingy that was closed when we tried to take you there. There were several people in there praying...it was creepy. I mean, I knew it was a chapel and all, but still...

 

[Morganna]

That is true captain. But I so do love the keys! Oh and Sanibel Island!