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[Chromatose]

thanks laura

i'm trying to poop but nothing's coming out

I had a very difficult time pooping this morning.


Red Lobster!!!

 

[Liverslapper]

I had a very difficult time pooping this morning.


Red Lobster!!!

Dry heaving ftw!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Oh I had a grand time pooping this morning. After a full night's sleep it was finally ready to go

 

[Chromatose]

My bowels are slower.

 

[Liverslapper]

Wilford Brimley was at the casino last week. I guess he has a house up in Gillette, Wyoming.



I was SOOOO tempted to ask him to say diabetus. Just to go up to him and ask him to say it. It would of made my day.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

has no initiative to leave the house. should go to the bank and post office. made an appointment to get my hair cut at 3:30.

 

[Shpongled]

Took my first jiu-jitsu class last night. I'm pretty sure I'm hooked now. That was probably the most brutal workout I've ever done and although I hurt today, it feels soooooooo good!

Seriously, I never knew it was possible for every single muscle in my entire body to be so sore haha. The worst of it though are my knuckles. It hurts to make fists and the skin is chewed off the top of all my knuckles from gripping the opponent's gi. Mat burns, bruises, and scrapes made for a painful yet fulfilling shower afterwards.

Jiu-jitsu is ten million times harder than it looks. I can't wait to learn more

also, much to my surprise... when class was over, everyone circled up and burned one down. I think I could get used to this

 

[Anvil]

also, much to my surprise... when class was over, everyone circled up and burned one down. I think I could get used to this

Really? I should look into this...

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Wow.....that never happened in any martial arts class I was in.

 

[Shpongled]

This is more like a club that based out of a guy's house. His entire living room is literally a gym with wrestling mats, padded walls, and punching bags hanging everywhere. I doubt you could pull off blazing in a licensed martial arts school haha.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Ah O.K. then that makes sense.

Annnnnnnnnd I feel feel like shit. This Wisdom Tooth is still a pain in my ass. I'm tempted to go to the fucking dentist with my no-insurance ass but it is only the second day that this has been going on. Shit is cutting into my fucking gym time, though. That pisses me off.

 

[Liverslapper]

Took my first jiu-jitsu class last night. I'm pretty sure I'm hooked now. That was probably the most brutal workout I've ever done and although I hurt today, it feels soooooooo good!

Seriously, I never knew it was possible for every single muscle in my entire body to be so sore haha. The worst of it though are my knuckles. It hurts to make fists and the skin is chewed off the top of all my knuckles from gripping the opponent's gi. Mat burns, bruises, and scrapes made for a painful yet fulfilling shower afterwards.

Jiu-jitsu is ten million times harder than it looks. I can't wait to learn more

also, much to my surprise... when class was over, everyone circled up and burned one down. I think I could get used to this

I have taken Jiu-Jitsu myself. You can definatly learn a lot from it.

 

[Anvil]

Bought a 750GB External Hard drive for $150. Kick ass.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats a lotta porn.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

For laptop use or desktop use?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

For faptop use.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Laaaaaaaaawlllllllllllllercopter.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I feel quite sluggish today. Damn people for having birthdays and making me eat gross (but tasty) food and cake in celebration! :derick's fist shaking smiley:

 

[Captain Beard]

I eat surprisingly tasty mexican food tonight. And have a new phone. So if you're on my contact list, nothing changed, just got a phone with an outer LCD that ACTUALLY WORKS.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I had a Muscle Milk protein shake and some low-fat ice cream this morning because I still can't chew anything!

This fucking sucks. I have smoked salmon in the fridge and I can't eat it.