say something about ... yourself!

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've pooped all of those, and more!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I have seen all of those float in my toilet.

 

[derek]

Women, poop talk - that's my kinda sexy.

 

[Captain Beard]

But have any of the women crapped logs so huge they're better suited to have been giving BIRTH to them?

WE MUST KNOW.

 

[Liverslapper]

Still without internet. At my parent's doing bills. Stupid bills.

thats why you haven't been online

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

But have any of the women crapped logs so huge they're better suited to have been giving BIRTH to them?

WE MUST KNOW.

Almost. But nothing compared to the elephant turds my brother used to have when he only pooped once or twice a month

 

[Anvil]

Yay, i have intarwebs... Kind of.

Steeling a signal from my neighbor, see how long it takes him to realize it. *downloads porn*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Almost. But nothing compared to the elephant turds my brother used to have when he only pooped once or twice a month

WTF??

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Yeah, my DVDEEEEEEEEE brother, he used to only poop once every couple of weeks. And when he did, boy you knew it. They were too big for him to even try flushing them, so if he hadn't told our grandma to go and take care of it, you'd get a big surprise when you went to use the toilet.

And my grandmother taking care of it required the use of a wire coat hanger to chop it up. Those were the days!

 

[Captain Beard]

They had to smell like rotted flesh.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Not exactly, but they were extremely foul.

 

[Captain Beard]

The kind of smell that even the depositor cowers from?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Definitely.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but... why was it so infrequent? did he just not eat much or something?

 

[Chromatose]

He's afraid of ghoulies.

 

[Psychonaut]

Shitty day at work then I read all this!

 

[Captain Beard]

He should have used the smell as a prank. Slip in quietly, crap quietly, then... "Hey, ma! I think the sink faucet is stuck! Come look at it!"

 

[Chromatose]

Back in school and after the first week I'M SO SLEEPY OH MY

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love poop.

 

[Chromatose]

I love type 4 poop.