say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

They should ask these questions to the candidates.

"When you poo, how many wipes?" "Do you clog the toilet regularly?" "Have you ever experienced violent, explosive diarrhea? And did it hit the wall?"

 

[Chromatose]

You forgot the foremost important question: "wipe standing or sitting?"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

the best poop is the Ghost Poop. Nothing can top it.

 

[Chromatose]

If McCain wipes standing up I fear he's gonna break a hip.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

im sure he doesnt wipe at all.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

eew

 

[Dead_Lioness]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Chart

I don't think I've ever pooped a 1 or 2

fascinating!

 

[Chromatose]

It's absurd how its a medical chart and uses relative terms like "sausage." Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!!!!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

there are different kinds of sausages - some have cracks on surface!

 

[Captain Beard]

I often shart turds so hard and dense they resemble the spent fuel rods of a dark matter reactor. I clearly need more apples.

 

[Morganna]

Hey everybody! :waves:

Had a shitty day, then ate some dunch a moment ago. Now reading you guy's poop talk, and I'm starting to feel better

 

[Altitudes]

I love how poop talk is so taboo in real life but on here no one cares

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

It's absurd how its a medical chart and uses relative terms like "sausage." Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!!!!

I love you.

 

[Chromatose]

I was at a birthday party for Cara's uncle last weekend and the relatives were sitting around talking, yada yada yada, and the one lady says "WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP TALKING ABOUT POO?" (note: I never instigate these conversations)

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I love how poop talk is so taboo in real life but on here no one cares

It depends how you do it.... some make me laugh on here, some disgust me....

 

[Altitudes]

Yeah, especially when they quickly transition to food talk, haha.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I often shart turds so hard and dense they resemble the spent fuel rods of a dark matter reactor. I clearly need more apples.

thats what John Mellencamps Hurts So Good is about

 

[Chromatose]

A little doody by Jack and Diane

 

[Morganna]

Damn it! I can't remember the words to the little diddy to twist them around! Why can't I think! LOL, I'm usually good at making up nasty or dirty limericks to sing while cleaning!

 

[Chromatose]

two American kids growin' up in the fartland