say something about ... yourself!

[Chromatose]

That list of names reminds me of The Simpsons when Cletus starts calling all his kids to dinner HEY KIDS, WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT

 

[Burti]

as if there was anything that could further my hatred of teenage parents - they, or at least the kids in my town that have children but shouldn't, give their children the dumbest names. they basically use last names as first names. and all of them are using the SAME ones:

carter, conner, cameron, ryder, hunter, tanner, taylor, tucker, tyler, kylie, rylie, raylee, kaylee, teagen, payton, madison, mckenzie

Hey, fuck you.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Apparently I've upset some cosmic order because everyone if effing bailing on me. First Nick, Droogie-Fest, and then MY MOM. WTF.

 

[Nikki]

Sometimes, I hate people. I'm trying to take a nap when my brother's phone, that he should have put on silent, rang. And it's been ringing all day as has mine.

and my neighbors are too loud...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just got a call from a friend of mine who i haven't talked to in a while.

need to see friends more often. take my mind off all the other shit.

 

[Will Bozarth]

my grandmother gave me a bunch of programs and playbills from the 40s... some are autographed.

She also gave me 2 menus from restaurants owned by boxers... both are signed... Lew Tendler and Jack Dempsey. Dempsey's is worth $1,300.

 

[Morganna]

fix everything with duct tape. that's a good marylander!

No doubt! Duct tape rules! They make great make shift condoms. LMAO! :Smokedev: OW! lol. I have amused myself!

Billy Mays should have thought of duct tape years ago.

Will, the name Dempsey is very familiar to me but I can't place it. Damn congrats though. Your Grandma sounds kick ass.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Jack Dempsey was a boxing world champion from 1919 to 1926. the autographed menu is going for $1,300 on some sites

 

[Morganna]

That is amazing. Damn, I'd be oh too tempted to sell that fucker.

 

[Will Bozarth]

tempting, but I won't.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

No doubt! Duck tape rules!

duck tape? like for ducktits?

 

[Morganna]

LOL! That is duck speak. ducks call duct tape, duck tape. LOL it's for shoring up duck tits. Shit trying to decided if I'm going to fix that raging typo or not lol. I love duck tits.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

everybody loves ducktits :Smokedev:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just ate lots of food.

and a huge cinammon bun

gonna go watch jurassic park with my mom and sister

 

[Will Bozarth]

instead of a sticky gym schedule, you settle for sticky buns.

*insert cum on ass joke*

edit: *insert Sticky Jim joke*
edit edit: That's totally Mr. Sheppard's new nickname.

 

[Morganna]

everybody loves ducktits :Smokedev:

I'm a card carrying member of the "We love duck tits" fan club!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm a card carrying member of the "We love duck tits" fan club!

*swoons*

 

[Morganna]

The mascot of the duck tit fan club!

 

[Chromatose]

It looks angry.

 

[Psychonaut]

I would be too if I had no nipples.