say something about ... yourself!

[Tide In Mind Out]

^ so I have a kind-of funny story that relates:

My friend from NY had his birthday 2 months ago, and we always send each other like 5-10 funny cards at once, just for the heck of it,
so just like every year, I searched for a month in advanced for the perfect 6 cards, wrote in all of them, mailed each one individualy and waited
for his laughing phone call.. ...... that never came..
So like, on the day of his b-day I called to wish happy birthday, and asked him about my cards, which HE NEVER GOT.
I thought it was the wierdest thing: 6 cards disappeared!!!
Both of us were really bummed, but what can ya do about the USPS?
months go by, and a few weeks ago they showed on the Arlington local news that this 23 years old student stole thousands of envelopes and mail from the USPS mail boxes all
over Arlington... Fucking A, that explains how 6 envelopes disappeared. USPS said they recovered most of them and will resend them.
My New Yorker friend is still waiting :Smug:

That's not a funny story, that's sad

 

[Morganna]

^ so I have a kind-of funny story that relates:

My friend from NY had his birthday 2 months ago, and we always send each other like 5-10 funny cards at once, just for the heck of it,
so just like every year, I searched for a month in advanced for the perfect 6 cards, wrote in all of them, mailed each one individualy and waited
for his laughing phone call.. ...... that never came..
So like, on the day of his b-day I called to wish happy birthday, and asked him about my cards, which HE NEVER GOT.
I thought it was the wierdest thing: 6 cards disappeared!!!
Both of us were really bummed, but what can ya do about the USPS?
months go by, and a few weeks ago they showed on the Arlington local news that this 23 years old student stole thousands of envelopes and mail from the USPS mail boxes all
over Arlington... Fucking A, that explains how 6 envelopes disappeared. USPS said they recovered most of them and will resend them.
My New Yorker friend is still waiting :Smug:

WOW! It's heart breaking when things like this happen. I'm glad he's going to eventually get them! I guess the dude was rooting in the mail for cash. I'd like to put my foot up the thief's butt just for all the crap I've had missing.

We did wait six months for a huge Christmas package from Al's parents once. lol! when it finally got to us the package was all beat up, and trashed. Luckily nothing was breakable in the box though. Looked like a 300lb gorilla had it's way with that box!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

That's not a funny story, that's sad

Actually, you're right, it is sad, but my point was, that it;s funny how things disappear in the "mail mysterious world" sometimes with no explanation
but this time: I got my explanation!!!
How often does that happen... you know?


(Plus, Im on my second glass of Cabernet, so things seem funnier)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Lets see what happens at glass 3!!11lol

 

[Dead_Lioness]

lol!!!11

 

[Nikki]

I'm gonna wash Will's dog



one day...

 

[DarkNoise]

whatever happened to calling it 'choking the chicken'?

 

[Morganna]

whatever happened to calling it 'choking the chicken'?

One of my faves is "launching the hand rocket!" hehe.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Will wouldn't mind!

_Official Will's spokesperson

 

[Will Bozarth]

don't worry. she's more interested in the dog than me.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

kinky

 

[DarkNoise]

like you haven't tonguebathed the wiliwonka before Laura

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey the Heroes premiere was actually pretty good

 

[Captain Beard]

I have a lot of beer. I'm going to do a magic act and make it disappear. Degrading grammar and coherence to be forthcoming.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Hey the Heroes premiere was actually pretty good

I missed the first half hour.
thought I had it set to record... nope.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I missed the first half hour.
thought I had it set to record... nope.

That's not lincoln.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

My butt is numb. I pinched it and yeah, I didn't feel anything. Sign I should get off it? Maybe.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

try spankin' it

 

[Captain Beard]

Give it a good massage. With photos.

 

[Burti]

Aww jea