say something about ... yourself!

[Shpongled]

Reasons besides claims of economy?

Nope. That's exactly it. Fucking sucks ass, they're all my friends too, losing their jobs for absolutely no reason.

We're up to 12 now

 

[Captain Beard]

Causing economic collapse because of economic collapse. Fun.

 

[Shpongled]

Yep. And then people are going to stop spending money, making it even worse...

At this point I'm almost wishing they'd let me go too because now, with our graphic designer gone my workload is going to double. And they just gave me that piddly ass sympathy raise that equates to $20 more per check which they'll most likely use as leverage for increasing my work. I'm literally on the verge of asking for a job as a cook at Goofy's right now. This corporate shit is starting to wipeout my brain.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You ever come out of the shower and not want to put your clothes back on?

Yup! And there's an obvious solution to that!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sitting at work, ignoring a customer.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Shouldn't you be servicing the customer?

 

[Captain Beard]

Haha, lube check.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Captain Beard]

Thought of a porno based on a car's oil and lubrication service and decided to shoehorn it into Max's comment.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i thought you meant it like "Lube check, aisle 5!"

 

[Captain Beard]

What would that have to do with servicing a customer? Unless she's cramming a finger up his/her ass in aisle 5 to...

*shudders*

Frightening, and wasn't what I would mean by check the oil.

 

[Liverslapper]

lol

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

blarg. i bought some dexatrim yesterday and drank a bottle at work, came home and ate a bowl of stir fry and was stuffed. and my dad made cheeseburgers that i am too full to eat. hmm... dunno if i should sard eating or just nom said burger to the point of sickness.

i can never turn down a cheeseburger, though.

 

[Liverslapper]

I'm so full i can't think of food atm.


I'm transfering info from my 20gb xbox HD to a new 120GB HD, i shall download more songs now.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Upwards of 10 people have been fired at my company today and it's not over yet. Fucking Black Thursday.

I hear upwards of 30 are being hired immediately at mine, and I saw one or two today when I got my check. They've also transferred two more women into The Product Flow Team, which I really hate because they're useless on truck days. Although, these are strong black women.

I may start slanging on my off days for extra monies. I want a nice car so I can get bitches. I have a decent opportunity to take advantage of two sexy ho's that like to pop handlebars, but I've always told myself I'm better than that and refused to ever give them to females.

I don't know anymore though...

 

[Swabs]

You're going to use really skanky drugs (seriously, weed is aight, pills = gay) to bribe skanky bitches to do skanky things?




Sounds skanky...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

The way I'm figuring is everyone else does it and they're going to be fucking someone with bars anyway.

But I'm sure I'll end up not doing it, I do have some standards and I don't like the actual pursuit involved in getting with a woman. Wouldn't work anyway, knowing my luck.

By the way, weed is a skanky drug. Double stacked bars and exos are the best things to be on. You've probably only smoked reggie anyway, what the fuck do you know?

Sorry, bars make me snap at people. Maybe you're right.

 

[Swabs]

I mean that marijuana is a somewhat "respected" drug. Exctasy, crack, heroin, whatever, they all have that unnatural "crackwhore" image with them... And they are for douchefags.

 

[Shpongled]

John what are you like without your drugs?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Without weed I'm exactly the same. It has no personality affect on me whatsoever.