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[Dead Winter]

Keep practicing until you can do it?

It's not a question of whether I can do it or not; I CAN do it and it's actually not too bad...but not too bad isn't where we need to be. It's not a question of coordination because I've got that part down. My voice is a lot better than everyone else who has auditioned but it's not good enough. It can't be compromised.

 

[Dead Winter]

temporomandibular joint disorder

haven't gotten it diagnosed but i've read about it online and that sounds like the only thing that it can be. basically, my jaw is constantly popping, especially when i'm eating or talking and occasionally it locks up so that i can't open my mouth all the way. i've heard that it's fairly common and not really harmful, and there's nothing that can really done for it so i don't think it's necessary to get it checked out but it can be a fucking nuisance.

I've had the same thing for the past 15 years. Sorry to say it, but you're gonna have to get used to it. It never goes away.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Let me sing for you!

Just put a tickle me Elmo on stage with a speaker in it and I'll sing via a phone line or something.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

New illustration assignment: Guilty Pleasures... so how do I illustrate my apparent love for older guys: Loomis, Liam Neeson, Schaffer? Any brilliant ideas?

 

[JBroll]

With tits.

Jeff

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

New illustration assignment: Guilty Pleasures... so how do I illustrate my apparent love for older guys: Loomis, Liam Neeson, Schaffer? Any brilliant ideas?

Draw a gang bang scene with you and all of them. Money shots blowing left and right.

 

[Shpongled]

It's not a question of whether I can do it or not; I CAN do it and it's actually not too bad...but not too bad isn't where we need to be. It's not a question of coordination because I've got that part down. My voice is a lot better than everyone else who has auditioned but it's not good enough. It can't be compromised.

Then get used to the feeling of spinning your proverbial wheels. It's nice to set such high standards for your band, but there are also consequences to that and you have to accept them if perfection is the way it absolutely has to be.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Draw a gang bang scene with you and all of them. Money shots blowing left and right.

Not... quite what I had in mind.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Why do you insist on asking such questions and never use my highly appropriate answers.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Not... quite what I had in mind.

Yeah, the money shots should be coming from the right only.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I can always count on Chris to point out what I'm really thinking.

 

[Calamitas1786]

It's a gift.

 

[Dead Winter]

Then get used to the feeling of spinning your proverbial wheels. It's nice to set such high standards for your band, but there are also consequences to that and you have to accept them if perfection is the way it absolutely has to be.

Then it shall be so. This band will become a studio band before it becomes a half-ass live band, because "perfection is the way it absolutely has to be." I don't accept less than what it should be...it should be played and sung as it is on the cd or even better, and that's not perfection, it's just how it is. Nobody's perfect of course, and there is always a little room for diversity because we're not clones of each other, but it has to be up to our standards. The frustration is that we're not really setting the bar impossibly high, yet no one seems to even be able to reach it anyway.

There is too much mediocrity in heavy music these days as it is and I refuse to be mediocre. I guess that makes me elitist, but I don't mind.

 

[Undefined]

Not... quite what I had in mind.

Well, I think it's a great idea, but don't forget to add tits... Liam Neeson with double D's jizzing all over Martin Sheen's A cups... BRILLIANT!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Undefined]

Seriously, I am curious to see what Liam with huge tits in a bikini would look like. Not sure what that says about me but please draw it.

I am invoking rule 34(b)

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Holy dick, my phone rang and I tripped out. Apparently, I downloaded Flying Whales as a ringtone when I was wasted on Saturday.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Seriously, I am curious to see what Liam with huge tits in a bikini would look like. Not sure what that says about me but please draw it.

I am invoking rule 34(b)

In my love for Liam Neeson, I can't do that.
And that's this rule 34 stuff? I keep hearing about it.

 

[Undefined]

Do I take the bait or do I keep my objective view? I've seen you make references to that site before so I can't believe you don't know what Rule 34 is, sorry

 

[Captain Beard]

Half the retards here have been there, and go regularly still. You may as well name the festering pool called 4chan.