say something about ... yourself!

[EricT]

AIDS

 

[Cephalopod]

Rusty! And a little self-embarassment.

Oh god, what a cute little guy! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'm about to trade in my dog.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

For one of those new shiny upgraded models?

 

[Liverslapper]

AIDS or Super Cancer, preferably neither lol

 

[Calamitas1786]

For one of those new shiny upgraded models?

You know, younger and better looking. With some wear and tear.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Actually, your blood tests show that you're a cylon.


Get outta here, you toaster.

 

[Liverslapper]

I'll toast your buns baby

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, he has AIDS. Gay undertones attract it.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I guess his "2 Dudes, 1 Cup" shoot didn't go too well.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Liverparty didn't go so well either.

 

[Cephalopod]

I'm about to trade in my dog.

nooooooooo

 

[Calamitas1786]

.....for a new dog.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It would be cool if you could do that with family members.

 

[Cephalopod]

noooooooooooo

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Doctor called and wanted to talk to me about my blood test results...



Great....doesn't sound to promising.

You're pregnant!

But srsly, hope everything's ok

 

[Calamitas1786]

It would be cool if you could do that with family members.

I don't want this Grandpa anymore, all he does is sleep and shit everywhere but his newspaper.

 

[Liverslapper]

But seriously, they wouldn't call me later down the road about it if nothing was wrong right?

 

[Calamitas1786]

Was there a reason behind the blood test or was it just a generic check up?

 

[Cephalopod]

Everytime I get a blood test, I have low platelets. They always want to "talk" to me about it. They say it's nothing to worry about, though. I'm sure you'll be fine! Well, at least I hope.