Are you talking about a paper notebook or a laptop?
In the case of the former: Jesus fucking Christ. How fucking hard is it to pick out a book filled with fucking paper? Look at your budget, look for the price, decide whether you want wide-ruled or college-ruled and get on your fucking way. Are you the same kinda asshole that sits in the single drive thru lane at the fast food joint for a half hour trying to decide whether you want your Fanta supersized?
In the case of the latter: Jesus fucking Christ. How fucking hard is it to pick out a plastic case filled with components? Look at your budget, look for the price, decide whether you want pink or blue, and get on your fucking way. Are you the same kinda asshole that sits in the single drive thru lane at the fast food joint for a half hour trying to decide whether you want your burger to come with the combo?