Short People Ruin Everything

[lizard]

I'm only 5-8...but watching my 6 1/2 foot tall boss try to squeeze into an average sized vehicle makes me glad I'm not taller. It's almost painful.

 

[azal]

short people got it made on airplanes.

I've never been able to sleep through a flight because could never put my legs anywhere comfortable.

 

[Kitty Star]

My cousin's best friend Andy is 7'2". It's impossible for that guy to get into anything. He's had to duck through doorways since he was a Sophmore in high school.

 

[Baliset]

i actually was just proven to be 6'3 and not 6'4 as originally thought. but ifind it pretty easy to most anything except getting into toby's car and the airplane/bus thing that azal mentioined. but otherwise my height isn't that bad.

 

[lizard]

I mean, I drive a 21 yr old marquis and even as large as that car is, I have the front seat slid back as far as it will go!

Kitty would need to sit on phone books to see over the dash.

 

[Kitty Star]

I don't mind airplanes all that much, except for the fact that they are airplanes and slightly creepy. On the way to Spain 14 1/2 hour flight, I was pretty comfortable because I was able to completely curl up in the seat. But my friend who is about 6' was less than comfortable with his legs pushed up against the seat in front of him.

That and I am easy to hide, lift, throw around, pin down, and otherwise torture. Grrrrrr.

 

[xfer]

Kitty Stilt

 

[Kitty Star]

Aren't you just the clever one.

 

[azal]

kitty star is a "spinner"

 

[Kitty Star]

Spinner? Explain.

 

[azal]

no.

 

[Kitty Star]

ok

 

[azal]

as your people say, no.

 

[Kitty Star]

My people never say no. We are a country of "yes" men/women.

 

[lizard]

*shakes head sadly as kitty walks into a perfect trap designed for one of azal's naughty double entendres and/or wacky ethnic slurs*

 

[azal]

Mr. Rodriguez who are charged of stealing hubcaps and selling oranges in sections of the highway that do not permit the sale of fruit products, who do you plead?



Si?

 

[Kitty Star]

I perfectly knowingly walked into said trap. I am sick, and really high on cold meds right now. I honestly don't care.

 

[lizard]

I hope you feel better.

 

[xfer]

what your people call corn, my people call maize.

 

[Kitty Star]

Thanks. 2nd dose of Tylenol Cold is making me a laughy funny mess. I am allergic to something in all cold medication, but it clears my nose so I take it anyway. It just makes me really high when I do.