Significantly more than 1000 things you've noticed about Dark Tranquillity -
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Magrathean
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Siren said:
Such a factual fact...solefald said:
Seriously, though:
372 - They haven't released a self-titled album yet.
King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
373 - If we let this thread sink, DT would lose their faith in us as a board of elite fans, and would not be as proud to be who they are as a result.
374 - Mikael Stanne believes we are the leaders and himself and his band are the fakes. Personally, I don't think this is the case.
375 - Dark Tranquillity were a band before some members were out of diapers.
375.5 - of course this is an embarrasing fact for certain members, as still not being potty trained by the age of 14 is generally looked down upon (Don't take this seriously)
376 - Every member of DT was actually born potty trained, as half of them were raised by wolves and went whereever they wanted when nature called, and the other half were raised by polar bears (the same rules applied).
377 - If you play the chorus on Therein backwards, what you here is Mikael Stanne saying "With out you my beautiful white furred friend, we would be nothing. We will return with fine fat fish in the year 2014." in the language of the polar bear.
374 - Mikael Stanne believes we are the leaders and himself and his band are the fakes. Personally, I don't think this is the case.
375 - Dark Tranquillity were a band before some members were out of diapers.
375.5 - of course this is an embarrasing fact for certain members, as still not being potty trained by the age of 14 is generally looked down upon (Don't take this seriously)
376 - Every member of DT was actually born potty trained, as half of them were raised by wolves and went whereever they wanted when nature called, and the other half were raised by polar bears (the same rules applied).
377 - If you play the chorus on Therein backwards, what you here is Mikael Stanne saying "With out you my beautiful white furred friend, we would be nothing. We will return with fine fat fish in the year 2014." in the language of the polar bear.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
378 - This whole forum has sunken, and one more thread isn't going to make a difference.
379 - However, if we let this thread sink we'll never find out 621 more things about DT which we surely don't know at this moment.
379 - However, if we let this thread sink we'll never find out 621 more things about DT which we surely don't know at this moment.
King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
If you think this is the forum sunken, you should have been here about 6 months before you joined man. Was basically like some kind of unselfaware rehabilitation for everything we hate about ourselves, but immensly reflective... Resulted in at first, death threats and exasperation being shared aggressively and then pretty much silence for a while. We were sick of each other. Now it's ace again in comparison. It might even be even gayer than it used to be, all those years ago.
380 - Dark Tranquillity should write a song with loads of gay code in it for their next album, just as a joke for you guys. Of course, the track can be left off the album and put on the follow up to exposures, entitled - 'exposures: in retrospect and gay denile'.
380 - Dark Tranquillity should write a song with loads of gay code in it for their next album, just as a joke for you guys. Of course, the track can be left off the album and put on the follow up to exposures, entitled - 'exposures: in retrospect and gay denile'.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
381 - No, no, no, it should be titled "Exposures: in gayness and hilarity".
382 - Their next album should be an epic metal one, as Rusty (or someone) has said before, and should include a song about how this board had become as shitty as KC says and was rescued only to fall into absolute gayness.
383 - The chorus of such a song should be something in the vein of "we shall never fall again, even if we have surrendered to total gayness" and include power metal screams and guest vocals by singers from small bands with no potential/promotion.
382 - Their next album should be an epic metal one, as Rusty (or someone) has said before, and should include a song about how this board had become as shitty as KC says and was rescued only to fall into absolute gayness.
383 - The chorus of such a song should be something in the vein of "we shall never fall again, even if we have surrendered to total gayness" and include power metal screams and guest vocals by singers from small bands with no potential/promotion.
King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
384 - One day one of my bands will support DT on tour. And if, and this is likely, my band gets to be even bigger than DT, I will still demand that we support them and I'll make sure every motherfucker in the crowd realises they are not at a metal concert, they are at church when DT are in the building!
@undo: Hahaha I think it's funny to imagine powermetal Dark Tranquillity.
@undo: Hahaha I think it's funny to imagine powermetal Dark Tranquillity.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Fact #385: Dt deserve that.
Fact #386: Their power metal album should be a more or less self-titled one (it should be called "Drunk Tranquality").
When's that new Final Journey album coming around, by the way? And, again, is there any way i can get the missing songs from the 2005 demo?
Fact #386: Their power metal album should be a more or less self-titled one (it should be called "Drunk Tranquality").
When's that new Final Journey album coming around, by the way?
And, again, is there any way i can get the missing songs from the 2005 demo?
King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
The new album is gonna be an EP now, with two normal songs and a fifteen minute epic. And when I get a job I'll look into sending it your way man. I should have a job in a week and a bit. Either that, or add me to MSN... feast_of_burden(at)hotmail(dot)com And I'll send you the tracks you need. Not tonight though, I need to sleep rather truly.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
I'd much prefer it if you could send them to me by e-mail or some other medium. MSN isn't really an option because 1) the odds that i'll open that application during this semester are somewhere around 5847086780478706:1 against and 2) i have an old version (because stupid MicroSoft won't release a new version for Mac) which freezes or quits whenever i try to send or receive big files, such as songs.
PM me and we can think of something.
PM me and we can think of something.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
387 - Most (if not all) of us board members would feel quite special and grateful if DT's next album were about us.
King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
388 - we'd also feel guilty, as it would surely be commercial suicide for our favouritest band.
389 - However we would all feel even more special if they toured with Detonation, Omnium Gatherum and Dimension Zero
389 - However we would all feel even more special if they toured with Detonation, Omnium Gatherum and Dimension Zero
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solefald said:
How come?
Ja ja ja, ich bin costaricaner :Spin: . Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber ich bin die besser im mein Deutsch klass :Spin: . Ich habe das Perfekt gelernt (Ich kann jetzt *auf* Perfekt shreiben. Weeee!)
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UndoControl said:When's that new Final Journey album coming around, by the way?
Are you talking about a new DT album?!?!? I didn't know, I'm kinda lost.
390- DT fans live all over the world.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Bloodred: No, i'm talking about Gav's album. A new DT album is due, i believe, in late 2006 / early-to-mid 2007 (with a teaser ep some months before).
391 - DT fans tend to like In Flames and At The Gates.
392 - DT should cover "Grow old with you" by Adam Sandler (http://www.lyrics4all.net/a/adam-sandler/u/grow-old-with-you.php).
391 - DT fans tend to like In Flames and At The Gates.
392 - DT should cover "Grow old with you" by Adam Sandler (http://www.lyrics4all.net/a/adam-sandler/u/grow-old-with-you.php).
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