Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Dead Winter]

It really irks me when people constantly quote flavor-of-the-week movies/tv shows. Ok, "He slimed me" or "Lemme whip 'dis out!" or "Keep firing, assholes!" are classics, but repeating all of the funnier lines of every single Will Ferrell movie every time you respond to something is just annoying and it doesn't make you a good conversationalist. If I hear "A whale's vagina" or "Yer mah boy, Blue!" one more time I'm gonna start shooting people.

 

[Malergion]

Could it possibly be because Will Ferrell is barely funny at all and usually then only when in the company of funnier actors?

It's possible! I suppose if you wanted to make him seem really, really funny you could put him next to Dane Cook, but that would work on Alan Greenspan, too.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It can be cool if done right.

When I was 13 I took the code word Hammertime from South Park whenever a parent or cop was nearby. I've spread it to hundred(s) of people throughout the years even ones that don't watch South Park.

 

[Shpongled]

I can't help frequently quoting this, because it's some of the most hilarious stuff I've ever seen but as Glenn mentioned, it's Shaq that really makes this as funny as it is.



Pretty sure I've posted this before.

Shaq, why do they always pick on me?

I dunno, man.

 

[Dead Winter]

Will Ferrel was really funny in SNL and he has some good lines in his films, but it's mainly him acting off of someone else. He's pretty good at improvising.

 

[neal]

It really irks me when people constantly quote movies/tv shows...."Lemme whip 'dis out!"

even worse when they misquote them amirite?

people who correct other people about things that don't need correcting

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

New black people rant:

I hate black people who fancy themselves to be an MD and offer their medical opinions on things. I've heard MANY of them do this and they always spout the most random bullshit. Today's example I heard "mmmhmmm you betta git dat toof looked at afore the infekshun git in yer blood stream, dat shit can give you diabetes, cancer and a stroke if you aint currful!" ...WAT? Please shut up. When I want your opinion on kool-aid flavors and fried chicken, I'll fucking ask.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

New black people rant:

I hate black people who fancy themselves to be an MD and offer their medical opinions on things. I've heard MANY of them do this and they always spout the most random bullshit. Today's example I heard "mmmhmmm you betta git dat toof looked at afore the infekshun git in yer blood stream, dat shit can give you diabetes, cancer and a stroke if you aint currful!" ...WAT? Please shut up. When I want your opinion on kool-aid flavors and fried chicken, I'll fucking ask.

I used to get that from Sherrie

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I used to get that from Sherrie

LOL Yes she is quite guilty of that. You should have told her you will only ask for her advice on selecting a watermelon, NOTHING MORE.

 

[Dead Winter]

even worse when they misquote them amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

Add to my list people who search for meaningless, asinine bullshit errors while completely missing the point, for the sole purpose of being an ass.

 

[Dead Winter]

New black people rant:

I hate black people who fancy themselves to be an MD and offer their medical opinions on things. I've heard MANY of them do this and they always spout the most random bullshit. Today's example I heard "mmmhmmm you betta git dat toof looked at afore the infekshun git in yer blood stream, dat shit can give you diabetes, cancer and a stroke if you aint currful!" ...WAT? Please shut up. When I want your opinion on kool-aid flavors and fried chicken, I'll fucking ask.

I am seriously ROFLing here

 

[El Stormo]

Another black people rant:

I hate how all black people think they can sing, and that they must do so on the street, in restaurants, when waiting in line to buy a sandwich, when on the shitter, and everywhere else.

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude do you live in Belgium or Alabama? How do you know these things?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hahah that was my initial reaction. I have that thought every day I set foot outside in Philly.

 

[Dead Winter]

Potheads who go on incessantly about how marijuana is good for you because it comes from the earth. Oh yeah? So does molten lava.

I have nothing against pot, just potheads. Crackheads are at least useful...they can get you anything for 20 bucks. Potheads just giggle a lot, eat all your food, pass out on your couch, and then ask you for some gas money so they can get home. Then there's the whole hippie vibe that some of them have that just makes me wanna put them through a wood chipper.

 

[JBroll]

Yeah, potheads ruined any motivation I may have ever found for trying pot.

Jeff

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Potheads who go on incessantly about how marijuana is good for you because it comes from the earth. Oh yeah? So does molten lava.

I have nothing against pot, just potheads.

this,

I love it when they asked if i've done it before and i say no they freak out like its extremely rare for someone to not do pot...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

If there's one stereotype I hate more than metalheads it's potheads. I probably smoke more weed than anyone you've ever met but you'll rarely hear me talking about it. And I damn sure wouldn't carry a clothing item or anything with a weed symbol on it like some people do, that's so stupid.

 

[Shpongled]

Add to my list people who search for meaningless, asinine bullshit errors while completely missing the point, for the sole purpose of being an ass.

Dude.

 

[neal]

Add to my list people who search for meaningless, asinine bullshit errors while completely missing the point, for the sole purpose of being an ass.

which is exactly what your first post said mr redundant,

people who correct other people about things that don't need correcting

and why my post doing THAT EXACT THING illustrates that i completely GET the point and i was making a HAH HAH funny lets have a friendly laugh together thats what adding a goddamn smiley to your post means but no you have to get butthurt and defensive about every goddamn thing.