Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Swabs]

If I'm stopped at a red light or in traffic and I inch up the tiniest little bit, it irks me to no end if the person behind me inches up too. I purposely leave a good amount of space between my car and the car in front of me so that I can move up a little bit if the car behind me is right up my ass and then YOU FUCKING MOVE UP TOO. I guess I formed the habit with my old car that would roll backwards a bit and always being afraid I'd smash into the front of the car behind me. Anyway - stay where you are, that quarter inch is my personal space, ASSHOLE.

I god I hate this. We're stopped at a traffic light on an incline so there's probably going to be a little rollback when I bring the clutch up, if I move forward to make space to allow for the rollback DON'T FUCKING MOVE INTO IT.

 

[stefan86]

I'd say drivers in general fits. The roads are full of fucking idiots.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I always laugh my ass off when someone is driving down the wrong side of the street, which is more often than you might think.

 

[stefan86]

Haha, driving's fairly civil here except immigrants in BMW 3xx's trying to increase their penis size by driving about 4932498324 km/h's an hour

 

[Bacchante]

When I'm on the highway, and the 2 lanes I'm in are merging into 1 lane, there's always some asshole that absolutely MUST pass me on the left....after I've already gone by the "DO NOT PASS" SIGN.

It's like, I'll slow down to let them by because it looks like they really want to pass, but then they slow down...then I speed up because they're not passing, and they follow suit...and suddenly try to pass/almost kill you and the oncoming traffic in the process.

I hate it...It's one of the only things that makes me instantly furious.
It especially sucks when it's a log truck XD

 

[Malergion]

It really bugs me when old people talk politics. Doesn't really matter if I agree with them or not.

 

[Dead Winter]

Gotta agree with you there. They usually have no clue whatsoever about what's going on in the world today, but since they were in dubya dubya eye eye, they must automatically be right.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's worse than that. My grandmother is a prime example. They make the choice to be conservative republicans, and then let Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly shape their views and make all their decisions for them.

 

[Bacchante]

It really bugs me when old people talk politics. Doesn't really matter if I agree with them or not.

It only bugs me when they're completely ignorant. I got on that topic with one of my older, more bitchy coworkers, and somehow I mentioned that the possibility of a draft terrified me (because all of my guy friends are targets).

She then stated "the draft never killed anybody"

I couldn't speak, I was so appalled

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Haha awesome.

 

[Malergion]

It only bugs me when they're completely ignorant. I got on that topic with one of my older, more bitchy coworkers, and somehow I mentioned that the possibility of a draft terrified me (because all of my guy friends are targets).

She then stated "the draft never killed anybody"

I couldn't speak, I was so appalled

Ahh, gotta love good ol' mental sclerosis.

 

[Lord Foul]

It only bugs me when they're completely ignorant. I got on that topic with one of my older, more bitchy coworkers, and somehow I mentioned that the possibility of a draft terrified me (because all of my guy friends are targets).

She then stated "the draft never killed anybody"

I couldn't speak, I was so appalled

Well, if you don't count all the drafted soldiers and the civilians and soldiers killed by them, that's reasonably accurate.

 

[Malergion]

You're splitting hairs here. The draft *itself* never killed anyone.

 

[El Stormo]

You're splitting hairs here. The draft *itself* never killed anyone.

Maybe someone got a heart attack when he heard he was being drafted once?

 

[Malergion]

I suppose now that you mention it, there's probably a good few deaths from papercut infections.

 

[Shpongled]

Anyone that enters the draft eventually dies... so yeah.

 

[Lord Foul]

You're splitting hairs here. The draft *itself* never killed anyone.

Sure, if you want to take it down the path of reductio ad absurdum, neither did the bullets.

 

[Malergion]

Don't try to humble me with your ex post facto logic, sirs!

Well, the bullets didn't kiill them, no. The massive trauma caused by tissue separation is what killed them. It could have happened anywhere.

 

[Lord Foul]

Have at thee, knave!

 

[Malergion]

Merlin, I choose thee!

He was the wizard of a thousand kings
And I chanced to meet him one night wandering
He told me tales and he drank my wine
Me and my magic man kind of feeling fine

He had a cloak of gold
And eyes of fire
And as he spoke I felt a deep desire
To free the world of its fear and pain
And help the people to feel free again

Why don't we listen to the voices in our hearts
'Cause then I know we'd find we're not so far apart
Everybody's got to be happy
Everyone should sing
For we know the joy of life
The peace that love can bring

So spoke the wizard in his mountain home
The vision of his wisdom means we'll never be alone
And I will dream of my magic night
And the million silver stars that guide me with their light