Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Shpongled]

Did I do it right? 'Cause it's be pretty damn embarrassing if I still had it wrong with the edit.

I think it's good now.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

is clearly compensating for something.

Her small penis?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Actually the one woman I know who does that is like a fake metalhead. She listens to shitty core bands and thinks she's "hard" or something. In actuality she's a repressed Catholic who's scared to have sex, subscribes to the most wildly irrational brand of femenism, and is clearly compensating for something.

Thank you. That's the type.

Wigger girls don't even say "bitches" in that context, Isabel.

 

[Lord Foul]

Her small penis?

More likely her small rack. Do women compare clit sizes in public bathrooms?

 

[El Stormo]

That nasty throat noise people make when chugging something. Old people are especially bad with this.

Also, people (it's usually blond women or female metalheads), who use the word "bitches" in place of something like "you guys" or "y'all".

May be wrong here, but I thought using "y'all" was pretty not done either?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Sorry, I forget I'm from the south sometimes. People who speak with no southern accent here still tend to use the word. It's also become ghetto slang so that includes the minorities.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Derick's uncle in Maryland says "y'all" but it sounds all wrong, comes out something like "yole" with that Merlin accent. There's nothing wrong with "y'all"

However, this reminds me of something else that irks me. "Ya'll"----THAT'S NOT RIGHT. Put the apostrophe where it belongs, dammit.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That nasty throat noise people make when chugging something. Old people are especially bad with this..

Kind of related, when people, usually fatties, breathe heavily when they eat. Like they just sprinted a couple miles.

I honestly find it nauseating.

 

[El Stormo]

There's nothing wrong with "y'all"

Over here, it's, well, associated with the South, and more specifically, rednecks, is all

However, this reminds me of something else that irks me. "Ya'll"----THAT'S NOT RIGHT. Put the apostrophe where it belongs, dammit.

Damn right. That irks me too. Or miswritten silent vowels, like "contamanate" or "imatate" or "arteficial" and stuff.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Kind of related, when people, usually fatties, breathe heavily when they eat. Like they just sprinted a couple miles.

I honestly find it nauseating.

See james gandolfini in EVERY episode of the Sopranos!

 

[El Stormo]

Kind of related, when people, usually fatties, breathe heavily when they eat.

Not just when they eat. Lots of fatties breathe loudly through the mouth all the time.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

The sight of an old woman eating is more disgusting to be than a dissection.

 

[lad]

Kind of related, when people, usually fatties, breathe heavily when they eat. Like they just sprinted a couple miles.

I honestly find it nauseating.

Revolting.


I get severe road rage/stress. Irrational by definition, it's increasingly so since I can be a careless driver when unfocussed.

 

[Anvil]

People who for some reason, smack their lips over and over as if they had peanut butter in their mouth when concentrating or thinking of something... I trained one cashier back in my last job who did it all the fucking time, and it irritated the shit outta me.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

If I'm stopped at a red light or in traffic and I inch up the tiniest little bit, it irks me to no end if the person behind me inches up too. I purposely leave a good amount of space between my car and the car in front of me so that I can move up a little bit if the car behind me is right up my ass and then YOU FUCKING MOVE UP TOO. I guess I formed the habit with my old car that would roll backwards a bit and always being afraid I'd smash into the front of the car behind me. Anyway - stay where you are, that quarter inch is my personal space, ASSHOLE.

And wtf is up with people that honk if you don't immediately hit the gas the second the light turns green? Perhaps I am waiting for the fucker who is running the red light to finish crossing the intersection before I take off. Fuck.

People who linger on telephone calls. If I say "alright I'll talk to you later" or "gotta go" - YOU SHUT UP. End of conversation.

Picking/clipping nails or toenails, or scratching and picking at skin or when the dog is incessantly biting or licking some part of him ...HATE.

And the classic - people in stores parking their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and wandering around, oblivious to the idea that anyone might want to get by.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

If I'm stopped at a red light or in traffic and I inch up the tiniest little bit, it irks me to no end if the person behind me inches up too.

Ugh I feel the exact same way about waiting in line anywhere. I don't like strangers in my personal space bubble.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Ugh I feel the exact same way about waiting in line anywhere. I don't like strangers in my personal space bubble.

YES. If I am in line paying for a purchase, you do not need to be and inch and a half away from brushing my sleeve. GET OUT.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

If I'm stopped at a red light or in traffic and I inch up the tiniest little bit, it irks me to no end if the person behind me inches up too. I purposely leave a good amount of space between my car and the car in front of me so that I can move up a little bit if the car behind me is right up my ass and then YOU FUCKING MOVE UP TOO. I guess I formed the habit with my old car that would roll backwards a bit and always being afraid I'd smash into the front of the car behind me. Anyway - stay where you are, that quarter inch is my personal space, ASSHOLE.

And wtf is up with people that honk if you don't immediately hit the gas the second the light turns green? Perhaps I am waiting for the fucker who is running the red light to finish crossing the intersection before I take off. Fuck.

People who linger on telephone calls. If I say "alright I'll talk to you later" or "gotta go" - YOU SHUT UP. End of conversation.

Picking/clipping nails or toenails, or scratching and picking at skin or when the dog is incessantly biting or licking some part of him ...HATE.

And the classic - people in stores parking their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and wandering around, oblivious to the idea that anyone might want to get by.

Excellent post.

 

[Dead Winter]

People who for some reason, smack their lips over and over as if they had peanut butter in their mouth when concentrating or thinking of something... I trained one cashier back in my last job who did it all the fucking time, and it irritated the shit outta me.

Holy crap I know what you mean. Mine's a little different, but I can't stand people who do that clucking noise with their tongue and the roof of their mouth when they're thinking. They usually tap their fingers when they do it too. Argh, it pisses me off just thinking about it.

 

[Nikki]

People who feel the need to pop their gum while chewing. Chew with your mouth closed, you fucking pig.

Sitting on public transportation when the person beside you won't shut up.

Piss left on the seat in the women's room

oh and one more thing. People who have a problem moving for me when I have to get into an aisle. I have a big ass. MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!