Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Captain Beard]

New black people rant:

I hate black people who fancy themselves to be an MD and offer their medical opinions on things. I've heard MANY of them do this and they always spout the most random bullshit. Today's example I heard "mmmhmmm you betta git dat toof looked at afore the infekshun git in yer blood stream, dat shit can give you diabetes, cancer and a stroke if you aint currful!" ...WAT? Please shut up. When I want your opinion on kool-aid flavors and fried chicken, I'll fucking ask.

Stroke (embolism) isn't that far from realistic, as is sepsis. But still, niggas need to leave the medicine alone and stick with Basketball.

 

[El Stormo]

Dude do you live in Belgium or Alabama? How do you know these things?

Believe it or not, there are black people in Belgium. ^_^

And since they all take MTV as their personal gospel, they all believe they're gangstas from the 'hood, even though Belgium doesn't have 'hoods and the most gangsta thing they've ever done was pose in front of the mirror with a plastic toy gun.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Another black people rant:

I hate how all black people think they can sing, and that they must do so on the street, in restaurants, when waiting in line to buy a sandwich, when on the shitter, and everywhere else.

YES. It's always Jesus songs. One day I'm going to turn around and ask about this Jesus fellow everyone is talking/singing about.

 

[El Stormo]

YES. It's always Jesus songs. One day I'm going to turn around and ask about this Jesus fellow everyone is talking/singing about.

I think he's the guy who fried the first chicken.

 

[El Stormo]

Another thing that makes me want to punch babies: autotune.

 

[Swabs]

Babies make me want to punch babies. Autotune makes me want to punch the music industry.

 

[El Stormo]

Babies make me want to punch babies. Autotune makes me want to punch the music industry.

Let's compromise and throw babies at the music industry.

 

[Swabs]

Agreed.

 

[Dead Winter]

which is exactly what your first post said mr redundant,
and why my post doing THAT EXACT THING illustrates that i completely GET the point and i was making a HAH HAH funny lets have a friendly laugh together thats what adding a goddamn smiley to your post means but no you have to get butthurt and defensive about every goddamn thing.

When you posted my quote, I thought you completely MISSED my point, which is why I was like *facepalm*. That doesn't seem to be the case.

Half the time I can't tell when you're joking because you're usually a complete ass to me anyway, so forgive me for not recognizing the second or third time out of a hundred when you were joking with me and not being a dick.

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude.

Yes? That applies to you too, Mr. "I'm-going-to-find-every-single-contradictory-thing-I-can-just-to-throw-it-in-your-face."

Yes, you do that quite often and usually when you don't even care about the argument. You just like trying to call people out because underneath the laid-back, peace-loving beatnik, Shaolin monk exterior, you aren't nearly as laid back as you'd like to be or would like to present yourself to be. Things get underneath your skin just like with everyone else, but the difference between everyone else and you is that they're not trying to put up this facade of not caring because for some reason you think that having a serious conversation on the internet is impossible. Hence all the "Internet: Srs Bzns" stuff.

I'm not attacking you nor insulting you; I'm just calling it as I see it. You can take it however way you want, and I can probably guess how this is going to end up. Just letting you know that this isn't a personal attack on your character, rather, just how you present yourself to me. I think you're a good guy but extremely passive aggressive, just like neal and Captain Beard.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

Sarah Palin.
But I like John Mccain.

 

[El Stormo]

Oh, I forgot FarmVille.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

New black people rant:

I hate black people who fancy themselves to be an MD and offer their medical opinions on things. I've heard MANY of them do this and they always spout the most random bullshit. Today's example I heard "mmmhmmm you betta git dat toof looked at afore the infekshun git in yer blood stream, dat shit can give you diabetes, cancer and a stroke if you aint currful!" ...WAT? Please shut up. When I want your opinion on kool-aid flavors and fried chicken, I'll fucking ask.

I too, am annoyed by this, just from reading it. On that note, my sociology class annoys the fuck out of me. I'm biased on all of the material.

Stereotypes are often true.

 

[Dead Winter]

When the Prime Minister of the country in which you live falls asleep during the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. What a fucking retard.

 

[Dead Winter]

I too, am annoyed by this, just from reading it. On that note, my sociology class annoys the fuck out of me. I'm biased on all of the material.

Stereotypes are often true.

Well, there is always truth in stereotypes or else they wouldn't exist in the first place.

 

[Nikki]

People looking over your shoulder while you're on the computer. And those who are waiting for me to finish on the computer, and creep up real close behind me so they get the comp after I leave.

And people who think it's ok to put their hands on me

 

[Dead Winter]

People who pass way too close to your car when driving down the highway. There are two lanes, asshole; that doesn't mean you're supposed to try to touch my left mirror with your right mirror when passing.

Italians are notorious for this shit.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Well, there is always truth in stereotypes or else they wouldn't exist in the first place.

Exactly! I have to do a paper project for my Sociology class on The Drug Wars or some shit. One of the points that was argued in the lecture is that there are more black people in prisons than whites. Well, duh! They're the ones getting into trouble!

Then it goes off to argue that convictions for cocaine ("rich white people drug") and crack ("poor people drug") are completely different. Crack convictions, mostly black people, receive a larger sentence than cocaine sentencing. Well, no shit! Crack is more dangerous than cocaine and people don't do yayo on the fucking street corner.

I can already see troubles holding shit in on this fucking project.

 

[El Stormo]

People looking over your shoulder while you're on the computer.

Yeah that's shit.

I get the same thing at work, when I have two hours of guard post duty and I'm drawing. "Oh, that's nice, can I see?" No, you fucking well can't! Do I come to your little office and look over your shoulder at what you're doing? No, I don't you little desk-pushing, pencil-sucking number cruncher!

 

[SteveMCsteve]

when people go "Awwww."
It drives me fucking nuts for some reason.