Sloppy Blowjobs

[Papa Josh]

Gotta say that one of my favorite aspects of the porn world is the sloppy blowjob. Lots of spit is always a good thing! Gentlemen, if your wives or girlfriends don't practice this, then they must be taught.

 

[Nate The Great]

I hope you're not saying you want to be the teacher?

Just kidding. I hear what you're saying, though. Lots of slobber. Lots of hand motion too.

 

[JayKeeley]

I...don't quite know what to say....*makes cup of tea and thinks of the Queen*

 

[Nate The Great]

JayKeeley: You used to talk about this stuff all the time. I thought you were in one of those "freaky" relationships with the wife. Maybe you were just pulling my leg . . . .

 

[JayKeeley]

Nah man, that was before the wife was on-line in this goddamn forum!! And what makes a relationship 'freaky'??!

It's so much easier talking about porn etc, because it's "neutral". Well, at least the porn that you don't star in...

Needless to say, I have a few 'Down the Hatch" DVD's. Holy shit. Talk about sloppy blowjobs.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

right.

 

[Papa Josh]

Down the Hatch is ok, but I prefer the Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio.

Or Cocksucker Co-eds.


Note to Haddsie: ain't nuthin wrong with freakiness!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Blowjobs absolutely require sloppy saliva goodness, and some ample hand-motion. Otherwise, get out of the way, I'll suck my own dick. LOL.

 

[Wayne@LSU]

Blowjobs absolutely require sloppy saliva goodness, and some ample hand-motion. Otherwise, get out of the way, I'll suck my own dick. LOL.

Of course, if you were actually capable of fellating yourself, would you even bother to leave the house?

 

[bloodfiredeath]

I prefer the Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio.

Good series. Felony is in a couple of those...

 

[haddsie]

Whoa, don't have time to visit the forum for one day and look what happens!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Of course, if you were actually capable of fellating yourself, would you even bother to leave the house?

Well sure, I'd need to get more cigarettes of course.

 

[Wayne@LSU]

Well sure, I'd need to get more cigarettes of course.

So you wouldn't be content with inserting only one foul-tasting cylindrical object into your mouth then...

 

[lizard]

Royal Carnage: Miss a Little, Miss a Lot!

one of my coworkers is fond of putting Wifey bj mpegs in my startup directory.

 

[Papa Josh]

Royal Carnage: Miss a Little, Miss a Lot!

one of my coworkers is fond of putting Wifey bj mpegs in my startup directory.

Now that is fucking rad!!!

Unless she's a beast of course!

 

[NAD]

Man, the sloppy blowjob is gross.

I was watching this one porno (w/ my girlfriend so for once I wasn't spanking it) and it looked that that scene in Poltergeist when the dude swallows the "worm" in the tequila and starts puking bubbles, fucking gross.

Lubrication, yes. Regurgitation, no. :zombie:

 

[Papa Josh]

Man, the sloppy blowjob is gross.

I was watching this one porno (w/ my girlfriend so for once I wasn't spanking it) and it looked that that scene in Poltergeist when the dude swallows the "worm" in the tequila and starts puking bubbles, fucking gross.

Lubrication, yes. Regurgitation, no. :zombie:

Man, I love spit bubbles, especially at the "money shot," some girls crack me up as you can tell they don't like the taste, so they try to make it look arousing...

 

[lizard]

nah "wifey" is a fairly attractive blonde who has a website, her husband films her giving various role-playing bjs, if you do a video search for "wifey" on kazaa she's all over the place.

 

[JayKeeley]

'wifey' - you dirty ho! And the husband shares the joy with his coworkers eh?

So nobody has any problems with knowing what this guy's dick looks like at work? I see...

Home porn and the office have to be kept separate!

 

[neal]

read more carefully. its not that coworker dudes wife. its some other dudes wife.
-neal