Sloppy Blowjobs

[lizard]

haha
I think her site is http://www.wifeysworld.com but I'm not going there at work, it will set off alarms!
but like I say her stuff is all over the web, you can find it in kazaa searches for videos.

 

[JayKeeley]

Which porn star (non-gonzo or 'wifey) gives the best blow jobs then? I reckon Jenna Jameson still has the gift of the gob, but these Down the Hatch girls are unbelievable. Does this filmaker just pay them enough, or does he coincidentally find loads of chicks that like to swallow on camera? (The outakes are hilarious btw).

What does anyone think of Tabitha Stevens(?). Is that her name? She's always on Howard Stern giving out free shags to drunken dwarves and wot not.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

Tiffany Mynx

 

[Nate The Great]

I saw Sky Lopez (I think that's her name) give such a loud and sloppy blowjob, if you turned off the television and just listened, it sounded like to humpback whales breeding in a shallow swimming pool.

 

[lizard]

Sky Lopez is pretty hot.

 

[JayKeeley]

A picture speaks a thousand words....anyone have a nice portrait shot of Sky?

 

[lizard]

if you go to google image search, she is e v e r y w h e r e!!!!

 

[JayKeeley]

yeah but I'm at work, surrounded by co-workers in our little beehive booths, and I know these sites have spamming pop-up windows that never stop popping up...

...I'll check her out tonight when nobody's about, heh.

I'm a bit out of touch with porn stars though - they age quick. I guess Jenna Jameson is up there with the old ones now, huh?

 

[lizard]

I'm not much of a porn fan (yeah, sure!) but I saw Jenna in a clip from The Man Show, where she was making the midgets frozen treats, which gave her an excellent opportunity to open the freezer door and elevate her points of interest...

 

[Nate The Great]

Jenna is the queen, and she always will be.

 

[JayKeeley]

I tell you who I fancy on tv - it's that Shakira bird. That tv ad where the guy starts dancing with her poster, and then she comes to life...wow, she's good.

Cameron Diaz and Kate Beckinsale are babes too. Porn sluts look like dogs compared to these lot, but of course, they have mastered the art of the sloppy bj, so you have to weigh out your options...

 

[Nate The Great]

Plus, you have to respect women that are into butt plugs, anal beads, and so on. Most "normal" gals are a little skeptical of these things.

 

[JayKeeley]

True, very true.

But what about romance I ask ya? Is it romantic to be pulling beads out of somebody's mudchute I wonder?

 

[Nate The Great]

If you have candles, anything is romantic.

 

[Papa Josh]

What does anyone think of Tabitha Stevens(?). Is that her name? She's always on Howard Stern giving out free shags to drunken dwarves and wot not.

She's got a horse face if you ask me....

Felony gives excellent bjs, as does Tiffany Mynx, Charlene Aspen...

 

[bloodfiredeath]

She's got a horse face if you ask me....

Felony gives excellent bjs, as does Tiffany Mynx, Charlene Aspen...

Papa J just said the magic word for me. Fuck all this Jenna bullshit, Felony is the queen of porn!

 

[NAD]

If you have candles, anything is romantic.

This is true.

My favorite porn broads are Jenna Jameson, Miko Lee, and... Kira Kenner? I think that's her name?

 

[JayKeeley]

If you have candles, anything is romantic.

And how exactly would you use the candles, and would they even be lit?

 

[Nate The Great]

And how exactly would you use the candles, and would they even be lit?

That's funny, because I recently saw a porno where this girl had a little thing sticking out of her ass. She was bent over doggy style. A guy would then light the thing sticking out of her ass, and a big flame would shoot out. It looked like a huge fart was being lit. I have no idea how that was supposed to be erotic.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah but then when you consider the fact that there is a market for skat(!), then pictures of women lighting their farts (or fireworks stuck in the bum) must be like a glossy Victorias Secret catalog to them.