Sloppy Blowjobs

[bloodfiredeath]

you said bum...

 

[NAD]

That's funny, because I recently saw a porno where this girl had a little thing sticking out of her ass. She was bent over doggy style. A guy would then light the thing sticking out of her ass, and a big flame would shoot out. It looked like a huge fart was being lit. I have no idea how that was supposed to be erotic.

That's pretty cool, but not in an erotic sense, more in an I'm-drinking-beer-and-headbanging-with-no-music type of way. :zombie:

 

[lizard]

Yeah but then when you consider the fact that there is a market for skat(!)

some of that Japanese stuff is fucking just nauseous. there was a film on bangedup.com that had the caption, "bet you can't watch this one all the way through." and I couldn't. the vomit eating and such was sick enough (you could tell these chicks were whacked out of their skulls) but when the japanese dude was eating turds off the floor, this Elvis, namely me, left the building.

 

[Nate The Great]

I can't really watch the gals take it from a horse, dog, etc. That's just a little too funny to me. After a while I start to feel sorry for these girls. What the hell is wrong with them? Would you screw a girl that had a horses dick inside her?

 

[JayKeeley]

It's got to be a drug dependency thing. You know, feed the crack, get the crack.

Depending on how bad the withdrawal symptom are, I bet drug addicts are willing to do almost anything.

Or am I giving these weirdos too much credit?!!

 

[NAD]

Some sexual fetishes are just plain weird, I really don't see how someone finds sexual enjoyment from them.

I mean, is there anything wrong with just a good old fashioned facial!?!?!

 

[General Zod]

I have to say, as a regular poster to many of the UM forums, I'm appalled. The entire pornography industry is blight on our society. It's degrading to woman and has ruined many, many lives. I have never seen porn, much less purchased any. Both the people who perform in it and the people who watch it, are sick!

LOL. Anyone buy that? I didn't think so.

I hate to say it fellows, but I have to disent. I'm simply not a fan of mass quantities of saliva. And in all seriousness, those Gag Factor videos are just plain wrong! Who wants to see that? I'm an old fashioned guy. Give me apporiately moist fellatio, some rambunctous girl on top action, and some good old American backdoor action and I'm a happy camper.

And for the record, Sydnee Steele is the Queen of Porn.

GZ

 

[JayKeeley]

You had me going for a second, you bastardo! That first paragraph has me grinning even now...

Has anyone ever just seen a porn star in real life? Surely the whole concept of a good shag is wasted on them now. It's like bringing work home from the office.

 

[Papa Josh]

And for the record, Sydnee Steele is the Queen of Porn.

GZ

uke: Too chiselled... That nose for cryin out loud...
Her tits look like crap too.

And what a boring fuck to watch.

There are so many amateurs in the business leagues better than that used up ho!

The Resident Royal Carnage Porn Scholar,
Papa Josh

 

[Papa Josh]

Has anyone ever just seen a porn star in real life? Surely the whole concept of a good shag is wasted on them now. It's like bringing work home from the office.

Saw Jasmin St. Claire at the San Antonio Metalfest Koshick put on a few years back. Talk about worn out....

 

[bloodfiredeath]

uke: Too chiselled... That nose for cryin out loud...
Her tits look like crap too.

And what a boring fuck to watch.

There are so many amateurs in the business leagues better than that used up ho!

Here here! I don't think she is good looking at all, horrible in fact.

The amateurs are totally where it's at!

The Resident Royal Carnage Porn Scholar,
Papa Josh

Well, remembering that you said you used to work in a porn store, I won't touch that claim, even though I consider myself to be very well versed in field. Perhaps, Professor PJ, if you're looking for some grad assistants...

 

[lizard]

I'm an old fashioned guy. Give me apporiately moist fellatio, some rambunctous girl on top action, and some good old American backdoor action and I'm a happy camper.
GZ

haha, yes, it's so easy to please us guys, its almost ridiculous. I'm with ya, Mr. Zod.

 

[JayKeeley]

The Resident Royal Carnage Porn Scholar,
Papa Josh

You know, this "Sloppy Blowjobs" thread is getting more attention than my Iron Maiden thread.

Where is the metal I ask?

Not that I question one's priorities in life...

 

[General Zod]

Papa Josh,

With all due respect to your standing as the The Resident Royal Carnage Porn Scholar, I must disagree. However, rather than debate the merits of various starletts, let's suffice it to say, different strokes for different folks (no pun intended).

GZ

 

[neal]

ya know, the only reason people say 'no pun intended' is becuase it was absolutely intended, and they are trying to call atention to the fact that they made a stupid pun haha.
-neal

 

[General Zod]

Actually, I inserted that after rereading my post and noticing the pun. But thanks for calling it stupid none the less.

GZ

 

[neal]

no problem, cheif.
-neal

 

[haddsie]

Papa Josh,

With all due respect to your standing as the The Resident Royal Carnage Porn Scholar...
GZ

Papa Josh, you must be so proud.
Should we add that to your title on the Royal Carnage "About Us" page?

 

[lizard]

damn damn damn

 

[ChiefB]

Talking about sloppy blow jobs, check out the site www.facialhumiliation.com. The site 'apparently' gets these women (who are just bad actresses or simply dumb) and for $100 will do anything. What they don't expect is the money shot on their face !

Like I said, not sure if the whole thing is staged, but they have some free clips you can watch, check out "SEERENA - Travelling Ho", so damn funny.

Chief B