so girls, bareback blow jobs..

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

or are you a rubber sucker?

 

[Anvil]

DOWN WITH RUBBER SUCKERS!

 

[Lord Foul]

Should we have a poll about which men use dental dams?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Should we have a poll about which men use dental dams?

men aren't women, so i'm not very concerned about them.

 

[ZANEX]

Not being arrogant, but this one lady "I FUCKED" tore of my rubber and said, "that rubber doesn't mean SHIT!!! I want you to "Cum all over me". I tore off her night gown and did as she said and nailed her on the chin. Mind you I was "tripping on ACID" & this "cunt" said, "Why didn't you cum inside of me??? Is it too intoimate for you???" Then I got up and said, "You"re one "crazy Bitch" and left. She called my cell phone continuously, but I didn't answer. Seriously, I'm not being arragont. This is a true story.

Zane

 

[AsModEe]

so you want to know our thoughts on this story?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

every time zanex posts i imagine a dude doing hell of finger quotes

all the time

it is hilarious

 

[Captain Beard]

"NEVERHEADZ THOUGHTS ON WOMAN WANTING TO USE ME FOR PREGNANCY AND FORCE CHILD SUPPORT OUT OF ME IF TRUE?!"

 

[Kvlt Wench]

One time some latent homosexuals were handing out condoms on the street, and I got one that was chocolate flavored and decided to taste it (just out of the package). It was disgusting and definitely tasted worse than dick.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll be sure to never chew a chocolate condom if given the choice between that and dick then.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Good plan.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

One time some latent homosexuals were handing out condoms on the street, and I got one that was chocolate flavored and decided to taste it (just out of the package). It was disgusting and definitely tasted worse than dick.

Ever try unwashed vinegar-y dick?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No.

 

[Shmu]

This is one retarded post

 

[Captain Beard]

What the hell Jay? You must be the kind that likes the smell of his own ball sweat.

 

[Shmu]

How can someone smell his balls?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

What the hell Jay? You must be the kind that likes the smell of his own ball sweat.

If I go one day without a shower i do the finger test. actually, here i go right now. half ripe. enough for me to give a wipe on my shirt.

 

[Anvil]

The finger test is the best method of measuring smell intensity of bodily odors. It should be required of all men to perform this test in any or all areas of increased sweat spots, and then tested by a loved one. If she runs screaming, you know, you may need to clean that area.

...Unless the bitch has been annoying you, then you chase her with your stinky smegma-covered finger and rub it all over her face.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or, here's a great idea: SHOWER AT LEAST ONCE A FUCKING DAY.

 

[Anvil]

...I like my idea better.