so girls, bareback blow jobs..

[Captain Beard]

Sard doesn't cover hygiene.

 

[Lord Foul]

Sard doesn't cover hygiene.

True story

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

what the hell kind of prude uses a condom during oral sex? if you're that dead set against having semen in your mouth, just spit it out or move away when the guy busts. probobly the same kind of girl who doesn't think showering is a prerequisite if she expects a guy to go down on her.

 

[Captain Beard]

The kind that are afraid they have tiny GPS navs and will find her vagina come hell or high water, stomach acid and intestines be damned!

 

[NinjaKitten]

I thought only hookers used condoms for BJ's to avoid facial herpes....

 

[Kvlt Wench]

what the hell kind of prude uses a condom during oral sex? if you're that dead set against having semen in your mouth, just spit it out or move away when the guy busts. probobly the same kind of girl who doesn't think showering is a prerequisite if she expects a guy to go down on her.

Or shaving. Gross!

 

[Captain Beard]

Haha, 70s crotch jungles! Funny how those were a fad. that lasted into the 80s. Eugh.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

seriously. i honestly don't understand women who don't shave. not even if it's not "for" a guy ... it's just so much more ... sanitary.

 

[Captain Beard]

Shaving must be different for woman. Like "Hmmm, no full beard, but... shit, let's have a goatee today!" Except more like "Well, let's see, bald, heart, landing strip, or do we go complex and shave a band logo in there..."

I want pictures of you legal girls if you do that last one.

 

[Tee]

One time some latent homosexuals were handing out condoms on the street, and I got one that was chocolate flavored and decided to taste it (just out of the package). It was disgusting and definitely tasted worse than dick.

 

[Necromunchkin]

This is strange thread to happen upon after my evening... wacky.


Anyhow. hi Tee! *waves*

 

[Captain Beard]

How was your evening exactly?

 

[Tee]

 

[Necromunchkin]

David: in a word, busy.


Tee: how be you?

 

[Tee]

Tee: how be you?

pretty much ok, thanks for asking. except that I'm sleepy.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I recommend whiskey. Always perks me up. I should be sleepy, but find myself wide awake. Likely due to the aforementioned whiskey.

 

[Tee]

haha, I can't "afford" that at the moment, I just got to work. in some 8-9 hours maybe...

 

[Necromunchkin]

I've told my manager whiskey only enhances my performance. I won't say she believes me...


So what's your vote, Tee. Condom free mouthy goodness? Or do you prefer plastic wrapped?

 

[Tee]

I don't.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Gotcha.