If by now you haven't realized this whole deal is a big cruel joke then I really feel sorry for you .....
Jesus christ
If you dont find it funny then I am sorry your life and the interwebz has to be so serious all the time ....
My god, leave it to a fucking belgian to over inflate shit..... uggh
EDIT: P.S. No I am not REALLY offering my services. I am too old and too road worn to go on a tour. Write songs sure, join the band as a touring member even if my play was up to part ... yea .. NO..
Nothing against WD, but I never exactly enjoyed touring which is why I left the band I was in back in the day when shit was real.