So who wants to go drinking tonight?
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I want to go drinking. I'd even go drinking with you. However... I'll be at home. Probably go drinking with some of my friends 
I wish I had lots of extra cash; Bent Brother (i.e. Twisted Sister) is playing at the best venue in NJ, the Starland Ballroom tonight.
They fucking rock live.
They fucking rock live.
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i wish i had lots of extra cash so I could afford to travel and visit you fuckers. and go to heathen crusade.
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
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General Zod
Ruler of Australia
Didn't end up going. Was feeling kind of beat. Rented "The Usual Suspects". Believe it or not, my neice had never seen it. And just as Chaz starts to look at the bulletin board, and peice it all together, the DVD crapped out. What the fuck do people do to these things?markgugs said:
Zod
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General Zod said:
Simple - People don't own these DVD's, people don't care about how they handle them. I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. At least I always get credited with a free rental though.
JasonGeneral Zod said:
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
I did learn one thing that night: you have seriously bad beer goggles when it comes to the laydeez.
JayKeeley said:I did learn one thing that night: you have seriously bad beer goggles when it comes to the laydeez.
Me? What did I do?
That chick had a SMOKING body. I said all along she was a butterface. I'd still gape her ass though.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
i want to go drinking tonight but i'm depressed about a girl so i'm not going to. drinking when in a bad mood is dumb. [/WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
@ Erik: thank you.
@ gugs: SPANK YOU
but seriously, earlier today i was honestly depressed. it didn't last long, and hopefully it doesn't come back, but sometimes i should really leave well enough alone when it comes to women. someday i'll learn!
@ gugs: SPANK YOU
but seriously, earlier today i was honestly depressed. it didn't last long, and hopefully it doesn't come back, but sometimes i should really leave well enough alone when it comes to women. someday i'll learn!
