So who wants to go drinking tonight?

[NAD]

oh gaaaaaaaaawd what a fucking pussy. i'm going to hit myself now.

 

[JayKeeley]

I must have missed a thread, but go watch a gonzo porn to remind yourself of what women are willing to do for money.

 

[NAD]

i didn't make a thread on this bint because it's a problem i don't want to think about existing actually. ex-chick contacts me a month ago, i contact her back, things get weird quickly. forced to revisit my umm, former not-so-nice self if you will. ugh.

 

[JayKeeley]

American Psycho.

 

[NAD]

look, i long ago accepted that i used to kill hookers and eat their fingers. but i've moved on! and when someone brings it back to my attention i get a little depressed.

 

[NAD]

hire a professional beer wench.

i have one. and i can't even get her to shut up long enough to have sex with her. ugh that sucks.

 

[NAD]

"i've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!"
"lord knows i have."

 

[NAD]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead my pals in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead my pals Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead my pals Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead my pals ain't my fucking business, that's why!

 

[JayKeeley]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead my pals in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead my pals Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead my pals Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead my pals ain't my fucking business, that's why!

Script aside, that scene alone confirms that Quentin Tarrantino should stay BEHIND the camera. That there is some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my life (and I've seen fringe theater inthe middle of Pennsylvania where some black dude with a lisp played Count Dracula).

 

[NAD]

yeah, but i love the way Jules says "THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT!!!"

i'm off to the pub soon btw. whee!!!

 

[lurch70]

nad, what happened now ... this time of year sucks for reminiscing.

bad news ... i am sick for 2 days already, tomorrow is the wedding and I am taking antibiotics, blegh

bad news/good news ... the chick I called it quits with texts me, DRUNK IN NC AIRPORT, THEY HAVE A WINE BAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS ... she got drunk way too often, but she was fun

good news ... said blonde from last weeks fondling in bar, emails me and invites me to her house party after New Year.

hachoo ...

 

[NAD]

it's over now, ex-chick apparently thought i went Section 8 after not hearing from me for ages, and now that she knows i'm doing okay she can safely go back to hating my guts, which she is quite good at!

so i'm off for a celebratory beer of sorts. hope you get laid, but are well by then. i can never get it up when i'm sick, sorta weird.

 

[lurch70]

there is not going to be any getting laid happening at the wedding. nobody i know will be up for it, then again its a weeding, who knows.

i hate it when some old flame contacts me ... what do they want to accomplish with it exactly?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

yeah, but i love the way Jules says "THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT!!!"

Absolutely. It rules, LOL

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm drinking wine with my dad tonight HA HA!


Got baked the other night with a friend, we played Mario 3 Battle Mode, listened to Agalloch, ate cookies, and watched "Mr. Plow."

 

[Hell Mike]

I already was dringin tonight

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Nice job quitting.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I'm drinking wine with my dad tonight HA HA!

*thinks of a thousand ways to play off this with an incest joke*

...ah forget it.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Nice job quitting.

I think he said he was just slowing down on the drinking to the extreme so much thing, if I recall correctly.

 

[NAD]

i hate it when some old flame contacts me ... what do they want to accomplish with it exactly?

i flat out asked her that. i wanted the occurence to be as minimal on the bullshit as possible, and it was thankfully! this is about how it went:

"hi, haven't talked to you in ages."
"yes, hello."
...
"so what do you want anyhow?"
"ummm, to know you're alive."
"i am."
"you're an asshole."
"alright then, ta."

and that was it.