So...

[MajestikMøøse]

What's the polite way of asking a woman "I want to fuck your brains out"?

 

[Guthrum]

Lay your dick on her shoulder. And when she turns around to see what it is, she's practically kissing it.

 

[Reign in Acai]

What's the polite way of asking a woman "I want to fuck your brains out"?

I find you pleasant to talk to, may I have your phone number?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*takes notes*

 

[Reign in Acai]

I should really hunt myself down a gf, but I have become so introverted, that I am dependent on no one's company but my own.

 

[Mormagil]

Madam, may I please fuck your brains out?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Madam, may I please fuck your brains out?

WINNER

 

[Reign in Acai]

Who is this starlet that walks in your lustful fantasies?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Pyrus's mom is HOT

 

[Guthrum]

LOL

 

[Evil?]

Lay your dick on her shoulder. And when she turns around to see what it is, she's practically kissing it.

Thats great. I think I will have to try that one.

 

[dorian gray]

one time I actually said, "We need to fuck the shit out of each other."
I thought that was pretty good. You can use it if you want.

 

[Furious B]

'Does this rage smell like Chloroform to you?"

 

[lurch70]

oddly enough being really blunt works wonders ... even if not right away, but they come around to it eventually

"you know what Moose said to me the other night?" ... "well shit go on child, he the man ..."

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Ok. Next time, I'll ask over a sandwich

 

[Reign in Acai]

Is this gal a classmate of yours?!?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well this thread was half a joke, but yeah, sure. There's a classmate I have that is hot and stuff.

"lets have a sandwich and then go bang"

yeah, that'll work!

 

[Crimson Death]

"Ever been with a virgin?

Wait let me rinse the cobwebs off myself"

 

[Trylakos]

What's the polite way of asking a woman "I want to fuck your brains out"?

"can I fuck your brains out please?"

haha I guess say you want to "make love" or to "pleasure her" I ugess

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Just eye fuck her until she gets the point.