So...

[Reign in Acai]

Offer to carry her books to class for her. Continue with this chivalrous act for a course of lets say, 2 weeks. After the routine has been set, you conveniently tuck away a condom in one of the books table of contents. She'll know what it means.

 

[swizzlenuts]

This is my favourite thread right now.

I never really try to pick up women, usually because I'm too apathetic right now.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

wait, is this a chick you're currently talking to or just some broad you eyefuck in class but never talk to?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I told you already, it's Pyrus's mom.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Moose can literally eyefuck two broads at the same time. Talk about a visual manaje trois.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

tell her you have pyrus hostage and if she doesnt F you you'll smite him.

 

[swizzlenuts]

at RiA

 

[dorian gray]

Moose can literally eyefuck two broads at the same time. Talk about a visual manaje trois.

all time best post right here
x 32

 

[Guthrum]

Moose can literally eyefuck two broads at the same time. Talk about a visual manaje trois.

 

[skeptik]

I can't rep RiA right now.

 

[Guthrum]

Me either.

"October 15th, 2006 05:02 PM does it hurt to laugh so much "



Laughter is the best medicine.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I did:danceboy:

 

[Trylakos]

I forgot the obvious WIOAMHBFI

 

[EdenKriss]

one time I actually said, "We need to fuck the shit out of each other."
I thought that was pretty good. You can use it if you want.

thankyou sir. but did it actually work?

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

you couldn't handle my mom, fag.

 

[Furious B]

Ok. Next time, I'll ask over a sandwich

this post reminded me of how band nevermore is. goddamn it why must they suck so bad?

 

[Trylakos]

your mom is band

 

[Guthrum]

I'll band your mom!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

^band puns

 

[dorian gray]

thankyou sir. but did it actually work?

No, it would have in another time and place but it was a terribly inappropriate situation.
I'm sure this would be fine if you had a chick that you knew really wanted your dick but otherwise she might find it a little over the top. good luck.
and stuff.