So.......

[EricT]

Since when are internet forums a source of constructive discussion?

 

[EricT]

When I used to do live vocals for a grindcore band a while back, one of the songs I wrote for live use only was "The only thing easier than your girlfriend is raping a legless chick".

Of course, I don't condone the raping of legless chicks.

I need to work with another grindcore band, cause that was fun.

 

[Jasonic]

Here are some band names I never used, but always wanted to:
- Howdie's Doodee
- The Magic Johnsons

 

[Rev. Clayton]

- Howdie's Doodee

Chuckle

 

[GateXII]

I've got a great idea for an emo band I was thinking of starting...

THE Cum Dumpsters

 

[Chris Lotesto]

I've got a great idea for an emo band I was thinking of starting...

THE Cum Dumpsters

you mean THEE Cum Dumpsters, right? maybe if TG does reeeeel
good, you guys can open for them!

 

[GateXII]

While we're being off-topic and random,

Rob, I finally got the newest Metal Maniacs, and you aren't in it! Hopefully the next one arrives soon, or else the Powerfest advertising will go to waste!

Is Dimmu Borgir on the cover?

If that's the one you got, then it's in there...Twelfth Gate interview...last paragraph.

It wasn't supposed to have a Powerfest ad...just mentioned in the interview I did with them for Twelfth Gate. However, the fest will be covered for MM & other mags/ezines.

 

[GateXII]

you mean THEE Cum Dumpsters, right? maybe if TG does reeeeel
good, you guys can open for them!

maybe if they do reeeeel reeeel good.

 

[GateXII]

Nope...Brutal Truth on the cover. I forgot to mention that the BT one has been at my house for who knows how long, and I just got it, so the DB one may be out now or soon. Can't wait to read your interview.

Just heard from another friend who's gotten it...so it's out. I just need to find one for myself now.

 

[ShadowLioness]

Going back to goofy band names, I just read this article on Blabbermouth.net:

MACABRE, AN*L C*NT, TOTAL F**KING DESTRUCTION To Headline SICK SH*T FEST - Apr. 14, 2007 MACABRE, ANAL CUNT and TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION are among the confirmed bands for the Sick Shit Fest 2007, set to take place Saturday, April 21 at Backstreet Billiards in Saratoga, NY. The festival billing is shaping up as follows:

Main Stage:

MACABRE 12:00 - ?
ANAL CUNT 10:45 - 11:15
WAKING THE CADAVER 9:35 - 10:05
MUCOPUS 8:45 - 9:05
BRICK BY BRICK 7:55 - 8:15
WITHOUT REMORSE 7:05 - 7:25
BURIAL 6:15 - 6:35
SON OF MORNING 5:25 - 5:45
PRAETER MORTE 4:35 - 4:55
BRUTAL NO. 2 3:45 - 4:05
ATLAS DYING 2:55 - 3:15

Second Stage:

TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION 11:20 - 11:50
25 TA LIFE 10:10 - 10:40
WASTEFORM 9:10 - 9:30
RECON 8:20 - 8:40
SEXCREMENT 7:30 - 7:50
TENTACLES 6:40 - 7:00
S.W.W.A.A.T.S. 5:50 - 6:10
P.O.O.P. 5:00 - 5:20
CONTEMPT 4:10 - 4:30
BUQUACKY 3:20 - 3:40
KILL ALL BETRAYERS 2:30 - 2:50

The title alone made me laugh out loud. And...P.O.O.P.?! Are you freaking kidding me?!

 

[ShadowLioness]

So, in my morbid curiosity I tried to google the band P.O.O.P. I didn't find them, but I bring you something even better (or worse) that popped (not pooped) up in the google results...

Though not metal, there is band out there called Poop Yer Pants. No, I'm not kidding. The following link is NOT a porn site:

http://www.poopyerpants.com/

 

[Srontgorrth]

LOL